Please display your Man Card at the door.

<p>Something is drastically wrong with the id check at the door… too many of the “opposite persuasion” here to really let our Jimmy Kimmel personalities out in here.</p>

<p>Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels</p>

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Pbbbbbbttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt! :p</p>

<p>You can’t fool ME, Mr. Liberated. ;)</p>

<p>I think I know why more neanderthals (oops, retrosexual men) are not beating a path to p2n’s door:</p>

<p>they’ve got everything they need in their men0caves (their wives have already punched their cards:
<a href=“http://www.boston.com/realestate/gallery/viewermancaves/[/url]”>http://www.boston.com/realestate/gallery/viewermancaves/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>well, marite, the smart ones realized he created this ‘club’ in order to attract females to the cave. it worked.</p>

<p>^^ AH, but it got you too, roro. ;)</p>

<p>in and out the swinging door, babe</p>

<p>What better way to attract smart, gorgeous babes than to tell them the place is for men only? The alpha chicks will beat a path inside and insist you give them a smooch. :D</p>

<p>saw right through it noles. you would have been an excellent pub owner. I’m a big one for the indifference method myself. not the juvenile delinquent variant. more the poet head in the clouds method. Then my spontaneous wit takes over. The ladies love to laugh,…have to beat them off with a stick. </p>

<p>I welcome my declining years,…</p>

<p>Time to get some rest, or figure out a way to provide for the inevitable flock of alpha-kids? Alpha moms tend to insist on only the best. ;)</p>

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You mean “club?” You still got it? I thought the alpha moms had swiped it while you were guzzling beer and/or doing your John Wayne impersonations.</p>

<p>Alpha kids? Kids?

Wow. Civilization rears its head (and its young).</p>

<p>Just kidding, marite. :)</p>

<p>IRL there’s no way I’d have a “man room” like the graphic posted. My man room is the garage.</p>

<p>MY husband has been “moving his workshop” theoretically from taking up half the unfinished basement to the detached garage. However I don’t see any consolidation going on, I just see more spreading of stuff- is this like peeing to mark your territory?</p>

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As long as I’m the only one using it :wink: …as for the guy, Nope. No way. I want 'em like one of my h.s. bf’s who used to cut class to go and buy me a dozen long-stemmed roses–and then present them in front of the whole class. :D</p>

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<p>Yeah. Right. You SO don’t get it. The only movies men are allowed to cry at are:</p>

<p>Brian’s Song
The Dirty Dozen
Rudy (when he makes the sack at the end of the game)
The Pride of the Yankees
Unforgiven (and one of the most man of all Man Movies)</p>

<p>P.S.</p>

<p>Other Man Movies</p>

<p>The Godfather Saga (how could I have possibly forgotten this earlier?)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Grand Prix</p>

<p>I’m in Man Clubs every week. They are called Construction Sites. They are clubs chock full of guys wearing ‘stubbies’ (short shorts) and steel-tipped boots. </p>

<p>And yeah, second to an appetite for adventure is that humour thing. Irresistable. Especially if it’s dry.</p>

<p>Do they take your family history into account when they award the man cards? I never saw my father fix anything at home when I was growing up. He was always too busy at work. Everything was done by contractors. Today, all by myself, I changed out a noisy filling valve in the toilet upstairs. (Okay, so I cheated; I actually read the instructions before I started, and I used the right tools.) I feel I deserve an extra man card for doing this without injuring myself or anyone else.</p>

<p>Visit the Caveman’s Crib…</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.cavemanscrib.com/[/url]”>http://www.cavemanscrib.com/&lt;/a&gt; </p>

<p>Addt’l Men Movies/Shows (theme: man/men in title)</p>

<p>The Mountain Men
A Few Good Men
Survivorman
Rich Man/Poor Man - I wish it would come out on DVD!</p>

<p>Your bonus stubbies are in the mail, mardad. All together now, let’s give mardad a “grrrrrrrrrrrrrr” for installing plumbing devices without flooding the house.</p>

<p>How did I forget? The Man Show!</p>

<p>Is it okay to have a theme in the Man Cave? ;)</p>