Please display your Man Card at the door.

<p>The ultimate movie for men: The Wild Bunch.</p>

<p>A more interesting question is what are the best “chick flicks” for men? (My son has gotten a fair bit of mileage with the ladies out of the fact that he can have an intelligent discussion about Pretty In Pink vs. Sixteen Candles.) Good call on Wedding Crashers, cheers.</p>

<p>Let me add that the estrogen levels on this thread are very, very high. Pathetic.</p>

<p>^ It was a risk…</p>

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Trust me, it’s NEEDED! Testosterone in substantial amounts can be quite toxic, ‘less it’s balanced with some of that good ol’ estrogen! ;)</p>

<p>Sorry folks, but I have to turn in my man card for the weekend. I have to leave in a few minutes to take our dog to the vet to get - um - tutored. No guy should have to do this to another guy, even if one of them isn’t human.</p>

<p>On the subject of dogs though, dog movies can be real guy movies.</p>

<p>Well, I liked “Dog Day Afternoon”, even when I found out Sonny was playing for the other team. ;)</p>

<p>Just stumbled across your manthread, p2n. When ya get any more good Bourbon reccs, would ya let me know? </p>

<p>BTW, my h wouldn’t be caught dead on CC. He and the remaining males in our house (that would be everybody) do not have nice things to say about the time I spend here. </p>

<p>As an aside, I was “picked up” at Costco last weekend. What a shot in the ego! The first thing I did (after politely declining offers to go for coffee and/or drinks, at 10 in the morning no less) was to call my h!</p>

<p>Oh-- forgot to mention-- when we were out with some other friends watching UF beat Butler on their way to the final 4 ( :smiley: ) the other guy with us made a reference to getting a “kitchen pass” to go out. When his fiancee heard him use that term, she almost popped a cork. Am I wrong not to be bothered by such an expression? To me, its a colloquialism for common courtesy, that a <em>few</em> guys still have. He goes out with “the guys” (poker, ball games, hockey etc) and will usually ask if we have plans before confirming (aka asking for his kitchen pass). So when he wants to go off to his he-man woman-haters club meetings, he usually gets his kitchen pass.</p>

<p>Okay, guys, I get the feeling you don’t think In & Out and The Bird Cage are manly movies. tsk, tsk (I loved the original Bird Cage too, ek4. It really was the better of the two, by a hair.) </p>

<p>Here’s a few that should pass muster:
Lonesome Dove
Rambo (plenty of manly grunting and blood)
Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns
Anything John Wayne ever starred in
As Good as it Gets (I know that’s pushing it, but Jack Nicholson is a hoot) </p>

<p>I could go on and on. I was a huge tom boy growing up and a daddy’s girl too, so I watched tons of westerns with my dad. I’m the only XX in a house of XY’s, and coincidentally ;), I married a man very similar to my dad, so I’m still watching the same great westerns. The good ones truly never go out of style, kind of like a retrosexual, except for Marite’s, lol.</p>

<p>Those with the Man Card, is this a better list? :slight_smile: (Of course, you guys probably hate the smileys too). :p</p>

<p>OMG, I adore IN & Out, it is the cutest movie. I cannot believe how many people have not seen it! I used the line Joan Cusack says, after trying to pick up Tom Selleck in the bar to describe my Ds tour of 3 schools sports teams she was considering…but NO ONE had seen the movie!!</p>

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<p>Ummm…did you even read the thread title? Can we see your man card (or possibly something better :p) before you post here?</p>

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<strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> Now HOW are ya gonna earn your man card back after THAT!!?? :eek:</p>

<p>omg, berurah, that’s a good one!!! :D</p>

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<p>You are such a girl. It’s “Deadliest Catch,” dear. Now run along, I think “Ellen” is about to start.</p>

<p>Ha, Ha…it’s true that I am a “girly” girl, but even I’ve seen “Deadliest Catch.” (My sister and her macho husband told me about it!)</p>

<p>Actually, I’ve probably seen almost everything that runs on Discovery or History Channel – S2’s favorites. Gotta bond with the kid, right?</p>

<p>Tuition Dog, I like that. Considering what we paid for him, we should have filled out a Fafsa (or in his case a Fluffsa). I’m hoping that his doggie memory really is very short-term.</p>

<p>“In and Out” is not a guy movie.<br>
“As Good as it Gets” is not a guy movie.</p>

<p>Real guy movies include:</p>

<p>Patton
The Longest Day
Twelve Angry Men
To Kill a Mockingbird
Animal House
Sahara (the good one with Humphrey Bogart)
The Blues Brothers
The Pride of the Yankees
Rudy
Brian’s Song
I was going to include “Rio Bravo,” but someone else got it right: John Wayne
Shane (despite the duck-like child)</p>

<p>It’s possible for a love story to be a guy movie, but it’s tricky. It turns out that “As Good as it Gets” is close, but the sick kid ruins it. Some love stories that are guy movies:</p>

<p>The Quiet Man (OK, it’s John Wayne, but it’s not a western)</p>

<p>Maybe I was wrong. I’m not coming up with any others.</p>

<p>Uhhhhhhhhhh…corona!!! I’m not even gonna <strong><em>ASK</em></strong> how you came across that…um…interesting article!! :o OMG. :eek:</p>

<p>“The Patriot” is kind of a guy love story. </p>

<p>btw - we’re pulling Man Cards here for any violations…a man weeping over a chick flick will get a card pulled.</p>

<p>jym - I had some Pinch last night on the rocks. Pretty good, but Scotch instead of bourbon. See: <a href=“http://www.scotchwhisky.net/blended/dimple_pinch.htm[/url]”>http://www.scotchwhisky.net/blended/dimple_pinch.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>[Man</a> Card Violation](<a href=“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+card+violation]Man”>Urban Dictionary: man card violation)</p>

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Who is “we”? I mean, I AM sargeant-at-arms, so, yeah, I guess <em>I’ll</em> be the one pulling. And as for crying at a chick flick or demonstrating similar sensitivity…well, THOSE guys will get EXTRA man cards. And some quiche. :p</p>