<p>^ That would be the best job EVAR!</p>
<p>^It would be a nice job, congrats on the UChicago essay prompt thing.</p>
<p>What schools don’t need a HS Diploma to apply to?</p>
<p>WHAT IS WRONG WITH WOMEN???</p>
<p>can I secede from my own gender?</p>
<p>^[url=<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_change_operation]This[/url”>Gender-affirming surgery - Wikipedia]This[/url</a>] might be of use.</p>
<p>@kenzie- why would you ever want to do such a thing :(</p>
<p>On a different note- has anyone ever woken up with their hands somewhat above their head ( kind of like a ballerina, except for not really like one) and then discovered upon waking that your hands and arms are completely asleep and you can’t move them for a couple of minutes? that happened to me and it was really weird and afterwards my arms got the typical funny, tingling feeling</p>
<p>hahaha thanks harvey but unfortunately my boyfriend wouldn’t go for that.</p>
<p>All the teenage girls I know just love lying to and hiding things from guys, and apparently a guy having a crush on a girl is considered weird or creepy, and god forbid he have the balls to ask her out, that just RUINS EVERYTHING. Especially if he gets rejected and is bummed about that, why would he ever dare make her feel guilty or uncomfortable like that?</p>
<p>these aren’t your standard popular beotches. these are my friends, my normally nice, slightly nerdy friends. And I keep watching my nerdy guy friends get screwed over because they dare to care about a girl and try to defeat their reputation by actually having the balls to make an effort.</p>
<p>Happy birthday, Yank!</p>
<p>My friend and I were talking about the UChicago essay prompts and he was like, “‘Find x’?! What kind of prompt is that? Who is this Ben Nuzzo guy??”
My reply: O____O Erm.</p>
<p>I think I just licked sharpie.</p>
<p>Happy birthday, Alan Turing! (In my time zone, anyway.) He would have been 88 today.</p>
<p>Happy Birthday Yank and fledgling! :)</p>
<p>Come on USA. We NEED this or we’re out =[</p>
<p>They got it, though personally I think that the US got hosed by the would-be Dempsey goal earlier on.</p>
<p>I know 
see the “New Game” thread. <em>agrees</em></p>
<p>I just explained to my guy friend what breast petals are…hmm…fun.</p>
<p>Corn is a fruit? Lolwut?</p>
<p>^my thoughts exactly, kid!</p>
<p>^ WHAT?! Corn is a fruit? I’m having an epistemological crisis here…</p>
<p>^Corn is actually, like strawberries, many, many fruits.</p>
<p>^My brain just exploded.</p>
<p>I just remember Alton Brown telling me that a strawberry was between 200 and 400 fruits.</p>