<p>Now it’s time for a falcon twist. MONTECORE!</p>
<p>Note: first person to get that reference wins 5 points.</p>
<p>Officially done with finals!</p>
<p>^Congratulations!</p>
<p>^^ I concur with Warts on that one.</p>
<p>I feel compelled to make a sandwich.</p>
<p>I’m glad that the U.S. game isn’t at 6:30 am.</p>
<p>^&^^ Thanks!</p>
<p>I am currently reading of the oil spill. </p>
<p>I went to Burger King today and while I was about to walk up to the line I saw this middle aged guy with extremely high wasted denim shorts (THINK URCKLE)& tucked in shirt with a potbelly and a funny looking hat. I looked at him and laughed to myself. Then I turned around and he was talking to me and said “hi HOW U DOINNN” in a very high pitched voice (sounded like a gay lisp lmao). Then he shook my hand. Then he walked out of the BK looking around like an ostrich. hahahaha…</p>
<p>I was like wat the faaackkk and laughing. Most random thing ever.</p>
<p>That sounds epic, but ew BK.</p>
<p>^I had to pick up food for my grandma and bro (who got a big ass chocolate oreo milkshake…i hope he gets diabetes soon…)</p>
<p>I don’t like eating there…not my taste :/</p>
<p>I had never been to BK until, like, this March. It was gross.</p>
<p>I think my left 4th toenail is falling off. Grody.</p>
<p>^ Ew. I had so many toenails get damaged that the clerks in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office recognise me now.</p>
<p>^^ That’s lovely.</p>
<p>But Burger King is good.</p>
<p>Well…that’s icky. I think I lost a fingernail when I jammed my hand in the car door…I think I was around 7. </p>
<p>I hate wire bras. This thing is stabbing me. I’m going to change…now.</p>
<p>^Thanks for sharing.</p>
<p>Had an epic Vindaloo last night. I shat thunder this morning.</p>
<p>Thunder and a chunder, yeah chap?</p>
<p>I just read 9/10 of I Sing the Body Electric. I’ve never read Whitman before, but I’m currently pretty conflicted. I mean, there’s something about his poetry that I find true and real in some way. On the other hand, that truth and realness doesn’t have to be achieved by listing out body parts. I guess I admire his message and not how it was executed.</p>
<p>^^ Thank God no chunder… Vindaloo is already bad enough for the lower GI-system, with food poisoning on top of that it’d be a cuilinary nightmare!</p>
<p>7 hours of baseball. 103 degree heat index…wonderful. Have a nice day everyone.</p>