Pot Bar to open in Madison

[barrons]

<p><a href=“The Daily Cardinal”>http://www.dailycardinal.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=394&Itemid=57&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

[garland]

<p>Early April Fools, perhaps?</p>

[cavalier302]

<p>Obviously an april fools joke. If not, it looks like a safer alternative to binge drinking.</p>

[barrons]

<p>Well done Garland.</p>

[tsdad]

<p><a href=“http://www.badgerherald.com/[/url]”>http://www.badgerherald.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>A mix of real and April Fools. Hard to tell which is which. And btw, the articles on the suspension of student voting because of computer glitches is real. I’m not so sure though about this: <a href=“http://badgerherald.com/oped/2006/03/31/student_government_l.php[/url]”>http://badgerherald.com/oped/2006/03/31/student_government_l.php&lt;/a&gt;. Triple major???</p>

<p>Also see the articles in the Daily Cardinal:</p>

<p><a href=“http://dailycardinal.com/[/url]”>The Daily Cardinal;

[cavalier302]

<p>What’s strange about that, tsdad? Triple majors are very possible, particularly in related fields and easier majors (anything in humanities.)</p>

[emeraldkity4]

<p>I don’t suppose this was a hint
Home *April Fool’s * ‘Weed bar’ attempts to circumvent smoking ban</p>

<p>but dont forget! PLS FORWARD Kthxs

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[barrons]

<p>I shoulda just cut and pasted the article so that would not show. Foiled.</p>

[jym626]

<p>Try this link for the April Fools jokes at UW- Madison. As I said in another post, I first found the one where they put out a cup of beer for a missing roommate kinda clever, but in light of all the recent drinking tragedies, it isn’t so funny… <a href=“The Daily Cardinal”>The Daily Cardinal;
here’s a link to the “lost roommate” article <a href=“The Daily Cardinal”>The Daily Cardinal;
opinions-- funny-- yes? no? Tasteless? Bad timing? All of the above?</p>