<p>Gosh, why all the heat? I really, really, really don’t want a Lamborghini. You can berate me upside the head as much as you like, and if you work at it long enough you might get me to admit that I’m envious of those who have one (even though none of them seem to live near me), and if you really work me over for a long time, I might even convince my kids to apply for a loan to get one, and if you beat on me for a number of years, bruised and battered, I might convince them to feel bad when they don’t get it. ;)</p>