<p>So, I’m sure you overachievers get your share of being riduculed and disparaged quite a great deal. What do you use as comebacks to those ever pesky insults? </p>
<p><em>Can’t you see I’m venting?</em></p>
<p>just let it go. that’s what I try to do.
remind yourself that you’ll be much more successful than they are.</p>
<p>or, just talk **** about them. all the time. haha, either way :p</p>
<p>I have this one:</p>
<p>“How about you stop eating? You just might explode!”</p>
<p>“Columbia? With those grades? Go work in a brothel.”</p>
<p>“…and I think you need a Slim Fast.”</p>
<p>“Why are you pouting? Makes your face look 100X bigger.”</p>
<p>“Okay. So you hate me. Why don’t you just shoot me then, huh?”</p>
<p>You have got to be familiar with the situation I am in now to understand the extremity of my anger.</p>
<p>And staying successful’s going to be hard if she persists in blockading my golden opportunities.</p>
<p>Friend: So in art, I’m drawing this dark, gothic picture, and I’m trying to infuse into it all the bitterness and sadness of the world.</p>
<p>Me: Oh, so it’s a self-portrait?</p>
<p>Not really a comeback to anything, but could be…and I was just kidding. ;)</p>
<p>lol ^^^ ur so mean.</p>
<p>hahahaha ok my little sister is a blonde and is THAT blonde…you know the one from the jokes? Well…she was making fun of my brother and she does this thing where she tells you what your thinking </p>
<p>ex: “and in Chris’s head ‘ohh hannahs mean’”</p>
<p>and one day my brother got sick of it and responded</p>
<p>"and in Hannah’s head “cricket cricket, cricket cricket”</p>
<p>I laughed SOOO hard</p>
<p>“Yeah, well, at least I’m not as stupid as you”.</p>
<p>“I’ll beat your ass”</p>
<p>(I’ve been on the varsity wrestling team since 8th grade)</p>
<p>Might help if you tell us how he insulted you.</p>
<p>Person 1: Eat me!
Person 2: Sorry, I’m on a low-fat diet</p>
<p>Haha…I like that one ^^</p>
<p>This ones not a comeback but it was just a stupid response:</p>
<p>Me: “Hannah, you do know that smarties don’t make you smart right?”
Hannah: “They don’t?”</p>
<p>You’re the third derivative of position.</p>
<p>“You fu.cking p.ussy.”</p>
<p>“I am what I eat.”</p>
<p>Pretty bad, I know. This is not the best place to learn how to tell jokes though.</p>
<p>Yo MOMMA!!!</p>
<p>Person #1: Your mom’s gay with a capital G!</p>
<p>Me: Your mom’s gay with all capital letters!</p>
<p>These are ridiculously bad comebacks. haha.</p>
<p>I was just gonna say!
This thread is an example of how socially ■■■■■■■■/geeky CC kids can be. </p>
<p>These two boys were talking in my history class and this is what I heard:
Boy 1: …he gave me extra so I had to say yes.
Boy 2: You’re mom said yes last night. (No connection with ^…just random boyness)
Boy 1: You’re mom said no but I did it anyway. </p>
<p>I chuckled for quite some time after that one. </p>
<p>And I really liked the cricket joke. I might have to use that bad boy.</p>
<p>In my 8th grade English class, we’d do the thing where one person says something and someone else says “You’re X!”, and so on… and it turned into a running joke where we’d say it about the most random things.</p>
<p>A: [something about a term paper]
B: YOU’RE a term paper!
A: Your mom’s a term paper!
B: IN BED!
Everyone: OOOOOHHHHH!!!</p>
<p>And for some reason that was the funniest thing ever.</p>
<p>Well, YOUR momma’s so fat, her Laplace transform diverges.</p>
<p>This was a while ago in my science class.</p>
<p>After school, we were separating virgin females for the fruit fly lab.</p>
<p>One of my friends got a call, and someone asked who he was talking to when he got off the phone. He said, “Oh, it’s just someone I know.”</p>
<p>Then my other friend asks him, “Is it a he or a she?”</p>
<p>The first friend replies, “It’s a she.”</p>
<p>And, after a brief pause, I yelled, “Is she a virgin?!”</p>
<p>We all laughed our asses off.</p>