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<p>people don’t really make fun of smart kids at my school. it’s cool to be smart at my hs. all of the “cool/popular/whatever” kids are in the top 20% of my grade, and i’m fairly certain it’s the same for the other three classes.</p>
<p>us overachievers tease each other, but it’s all in good fun. you know, when we’re stressed about something, jokes about this kind of lighten the moment. plus, stuff like this usually ends in “YOUR FACE!” or “yeah? well, your _<strong><em>'s a </em></strong>!” you know, generic adolecent quips. you know how we do.</p>
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<p>i have about 3 conversations exactly like that(no kidding) every day. it never gets old for me.</p>
<p>insulting someones stupidity is (re)tarded. nobody will take you seriously if you insult them by saying that they’re dumb</p>
<p>wow these are all terrible. no wonder you all get picked on so often.</p>
<p>lmao at “Okay. So you hate me. Why don’t you just shoot me then, huh?” you can’t be serious, dude.</p>
<p>Friend 1: Tell … they are stupid</p>
<p>Friend 2: Why? They known that already</p>
<p>Stupid Person: “CRY”</p>
<p>A: Something about x.
B: Well, your face is x.</p>
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<p>A: Something along the lines of “nice going, but you failed”
B: Ya, well, at least I don’t have your face.</p>
<p>or some other your face comment.</p>
<p>^ I really, really, really hope you are being sarcastic</p>
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<p>Everyone in my little high school crowd uses that exact one too. It hasn’t gotten old yet, or it has and I just haven’t noticed.</p>
<p>“shut ur mouth” or “shut the **** up”</p>
<p>i guess that doesn’t work too well if you’re small. im 6’0, solidly built and with a deep voice so usually a tell-off moves them away.</p>
<p>Overachievers don’t get made fun of at my school because we have the IB program. Infact, they make up an elite group of people. If you make fun of them, there are more people who will not like you.</p>
<p>But this guy in AP keeps trying to get me. He doesn’t directly make fun of me. I called him an ******* once, but the rest of the time I ignore him totally and treat him like any other person. This makes people less likely to be on his side. It is understood that he is an idiot.</p>
<p>People make fun of me but we’re playing around or flirting. SO make fun of them back or punch 'em or give 'em a hug. That’s what I do. XD Yes, I punch people. Also, I pull their hair.</p>
<p>I’ve read this entire thread and…I really have nothing to add.
P.S. I’’ be sure to use the “your mom said no yestersay but I did it anyway” one soon.</p>
<p>Ok, first you say a yo momma joke. try to make it really cheesy. then say “dude, i really apologize about making fun of your mom… heck, i don’t even know the guy!”. Your mom is so hairy, Jane Goodall follows HIM around. You mom is so old, her nipp*** spray powdered milk. something like that- your mom is so stupid, he tried to extinguish a fire with Axe. “you get an A in bullying. Mom and Dad must be proud eh?!” “i would diss you back, but your not worth the extra air” </p>
<p>For girls— hot girl: you know, i’m way more popular than you. In fact, i’ve been asked out 100 times.</p>
<p>You: HUNDRED TIMES! oh wait… your dad doesn’t count…</p>
<p>I don’t get made fun of. People in my school are really mean to nerdy people, but I manage to turn my intelligence into a thing to be respected instead of ridiculed.</p>
<p>“Your mama’s so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist while she was taking a shower.”</p>
<p>-A:“Heck, I’d never go out with you. I’m taken!”</p>
<p>-B: “By what? Your hand?”</p>
<p>So I seriously need to work on this.</p>
<p>^^ lolol that made me think of this one time when an extremely fugly/annoying/idiotic kid in my class was like, “yeah, i get laid twice a week,” and one of my guy friends was like “Corey, your right and left hands dont count as people” and, at the same time, this other guy goes, “By which one of your pets?” ahhhaahaa</p>
<p>rofl. A kid in my class said that to a friend of mine just a few days ago.</p>
<p>“You’re the third derivative of position.”</p>
<p>Good one.</p>
<p>Okay, okay let’s get off mom’s.</p>
<p>… I just got off yours.</p>
<p>(used after a mom joke volley, 1st part has to be serious + casual, “moms” as in mamma jokes, unclever- but that’s why it’s funny)</p>
<p>David: “I should get to have sex its my birthday”
Me: “David, it’s not your birthday”
Daivd: “Well, it should be, I’m going to get laid on my birthday”
Me: “Your hand doesn’t count”
<em>I ended up drawing a girls face on his hand as his birtday present</em></p>
<p>“Your momma’s so fat Bill Gates couldn’t even afford her liposuction”</p>