Priceless Comebacks

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Lawl, these are hilariously bad.</p>

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<p>Some are hilarious, others are CCer style.</p>

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<p>Advice for woman:</p>

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<p>Sorta relevant.</p>

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<p>Wow, these comebacks are pathetic. Come on, you guys, you can so do better. It depends on the situation, but if the instigator is one of those irritating, dumb types with nothing better to do(which they generally are, and i’m assuming ur smart), give one of those long thoughtful looks, strike an intellectual pose and just rattle off some one minute speech belittling them, but in a way such that it isn’t directly understandable. (It helps if you look really smart by the face too ;)) </p>

<p>They’ll generally blink stupidly and go “wha…?”</p>

<p>Obviously they’ll know that you’ve insulted them, it’s not like they’ll think you just serenaded them with praises, but they won’t know the exact insult until much later, which is like, added satisfaction lol. :wink:
Tip: This is best done with a few people around. Otherwise who’s going to explain what your little speech meant to said instigator??</p>

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<p>Comedian Ed Byrne is great at comebacks.</p>

<p>Some guy: If you look up stupid in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you!
Ed: Well I’m not the one who had to look up “stupid” in the dictionary. And my dictionary doesn’t HAVE pictures, you moron.</p>

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<p>Your I.q would make an impressive golf score
Don’t want to study? Yeah, tell me that in 10 years</p>

<p>Is that a rebuttal, or are you just that stupid.</p>

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<p>This </p>

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<p>and this </p>

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<p>@Toxic93 That first one made me tear up. Epic comeback, and so true!</p>

<p>The second one is ALMOST LITERALLY the story of my relationship. Sad, but I’m legitimately not even kidding. If we ever break up (we fight almost every day because he hates how much I study, etc.) I will most certainly post that on his wall. ;P</p>

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<p>lol hilarious to look back at the comebacks of 2006 and remember when those were the staples of our adolescent comedy…</p>