<p>[Large</a> ham](<a href=“http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LargeHam]Large”>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LargeHam) > beef</p>
<p>[Ham-to-Ham</a> Combat](<a href=“http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HamToHamCombat]Ham-to-Ham”>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HamToHamCombat)</p>
<p>Vegetarianism>MEAT</p>
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<p>Are you unfamiliar with [seafood</a> salad](<a href=“http://www.tablespoon.com/assets/blog/seafood%20salad%20sandwich.jpg]seafood”>http://www.tablespoon.com/assets/blog/seafood%20salad%20sandwich.jpg)?</p>
![http://www.tablespoon.com/assets/blog/seafood%20salad%20sandwich.jpg]seafood](http://www.tablespoon.com/assets/blog/seafood%20salad%20sandwich.jpg%5Dseafood){kind=link}
<p>Is tuna not seafood?</p>
<p>But yes, I was. Looks like it would be good, depending on ingredients.</p>
<p>Last time it was imitation crab (made from pollock). It was still delicious. It has a lighter flavor than tuna :b</p>
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[Huh](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Pollock]Huh[/url][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollock_(film)]?[/url”>Jackson Pollock - Wikipedia)[url=Pollock (film) - Wikipedia]?[/url</a>]<br>
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<p>Jackson Pollock tastes like chicken</p>
<p>Wait, I thought he tasted like crab?</p>
<p>Did you eat him?</p>
<p>Did YOU?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Yes I did.</p>
<p>Then how did he manage to end up in maple’s salad?</p>
<p>That was the fish Pollock, not the artist.</p>
<p>Fish? I thought he was chicken?</p>
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<p>Apparently not.</p>
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<p>I’m not sure what to make of that sentence.</p>
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I don’t know, that one’s funny. Though it’s more TCBH’s…</p>
<p>Well, you can at least be sure of what you did make of that string of words: a joke!</p>
<p>Wow, I had to reinstall Chrome and for a second there I thought I’d lost all my bookmarks. I would’ve been devastated.</p>