<p>Google is so biased. If you search “Chrome,” the entire first page is about their web browser (well, except for some bag store). Nothing about Chromium!</p>
<p>If you search for “Firefox,” all they give you is pictures of cats on fire.</p>
<p>Yeah but their browser is much better than Firefox.</p>
<p>Thems fightin’ words.</p>
<p>If web browsers were remotely worth fighting over, that is.</p>
<p>Hey guys I have breaking news last night I found a new</p>
<p>HUH! a new wah!</p>
<p>Woo!
A new!
Woo!</p>
<p>It is noteworthy that modern Platonists, almost without exception, are ignorant of mathematics, in spite of the immense importance that Plato attached to arithmetic and geometry, and the immense influence that they had on his philosophy. This is an example of the evils of specialization: a man must not write on Plato unless he has spent so much of his youth on Greek as to have had no time for the things that Plato thought important.
~ Bertrand Russell</p>
<p>A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.</p>
<p>~ Bertrand Russell</p>
<p>Dude, I copied that directly from the book.
~ TCBH</p>
<p>I know. I just like that quote. </p>
<p>~ Xenophanes</p>
<p>If a guy’s playing a hand, I let him play it. I’m no kibitzer.
~ Harry Jones</p>
<p>Revolution is the locomotive of history.
~ Marx</p>
<p>Marx would appeal more to today’s youth if he called revolution the spaceship of history. No one uses locomotives anymore.
~ BillyMc</p>
<p>Bertrand Russell’s voice is so funny
~ student in my philosophy section</p>
<p>And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.</p>
<p>~ Friedrich Nietzsche</p>
<p>I can see where Yakov Smirnoff got his inspiration from.</p>
<p>
[It’s</a> true!](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ-526v0T4Q&feature=related]It’s”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ-526v0T4Q&feature=related)</p>
<p>The King is dead! Long Live the King!</p>
<p>^^Nice contradiction.</p>
<p>“The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy,” according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: “you can’t have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantantaneously. Presumably,” he said, “there must be some elementary particles – kingons, or possibly queeons – that do the job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon.” His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expounded because, at that point, the bar closed.</p>
<p>~ Terry Pratchett</p>
<p>“I just had sex, and it felt so good!”</p>
<ul>
<li>Akon</li>
</ul>
<p>its kinda sad, but some people have sex and don’t feel a thing.</p>