<p>If you have seen the old Road Runner cartoons with Wile E. Coyote, I think you’ll like Coyote v. Acme. You can Google it. I ran across it in the New Yorker about 20 years ago.</p>
<p>Real life…</p>
<p>My wife was privy to some “girl talk” about the strangest places they’ve ever did “it”.</p>
<p>One girl was ashamed to admit it, but upon prodding stated “In the cemetery”. She was then really embarrassed at telling everyone this, and swore them all to never tell the tale.</p>
<p>My wife said “Don’t worry, we’ll all take it to our graves”!!!</p>
<p>Laughter erupted.</p>
<p>This one is very old, but still my favorite:</p>
<p>A visitor to Harvard stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the restroom is at?</p>
<p>Harvard student: “We at Harvard do not end a sentence with a preposition”</p>
<p>Visitor: “Okay, can you tell me where the restroom is at A@@HOLE?”</p>