<p>Have you heard any that are beyond appalling? This might be interesting.</p>
<p>1.) Man is in prison. Man sues self for getting self into prison, thereby causing self harm. Man sues self for 5 million dollars, and claims that since he is a ward of the state, it is the government’s duty to pay him 5 million dollars on his behalf. Man loses.</p>
<p>2.) Surfer sues other surfer for “stealing his wave.” Case dismissed because monetary value couldn’t be assigned to “the pain of seeing another ride a wave that was meant for you.”</p>