Dude… if you break my D’s heart… I may be compelled to break your face…
A miracle would be nice right about now.
It takes you 15 minutes to cook a hotdog? What a lousy food truck! My money is on that you will not be in the food truck business too long.
Thanks for letting me know that, in addition to my other wedding duties, I’ll also be hosting dinner for seven three nights before the event. Oh – you want my famous chicken curry that night? Sure. I’ve got nothing else to do that week. 
Seriously – I love you both to bits and of course I’ll do it. I just don’t care for your assuming that I’ll do it.
I love you, but it is VERY difficult to spend time with your H. I hope you don’t push the couples dinner too often. My H, a good judge of character, likes you. He thinks your H is a jerk.
My youngest finished up his two summer internships, and just left for his senior year of college.
It seems like the end of an era.
I can’t believe you are asking me to use our place. After the vile things you’ve said to and about me and about our mother? It will be a cold day…
So it’s bad for me to express my political opinion but it’s not for your dad because we don’t agree…
Your need to boast and spin about a natural disaster is SAD!
OK, a sign of where we’re at.
I just took my 17 year old daughter to get a bagel. We used my husband’s car, since it was last in the driveway. As we pulled back in, I asked whether she had re-set the radio to her dad’s station.
Response?
“I don’t know. I left it on S-A-T something.”
Um, no honey. For you, those letters mean a test. For the rest of us, it’s Satelite radio.
So your kids can’t come to their cousins wedding? You know they are so busy they can’t make it in the same state?
(I could say more about it but you know and I know that they just don’t want to come)
But your other son is bringing his girlfriend, you know the one who’s in medical school. I’m sure she’s not busy. My other niece is flying from Washington, D.C., you remember her right? The one who’s the same age as your D, a senior in coleege. Who has a job after graduation already as an investment banker. She’s not very busy either.
Oh boy that felt good.
And as my husband says if I fight with my sil I bring the whole family in and that isn’t fair to anyone. So I won’t say anything but I know where I sit. The good news is that I or my kids will never feel obligated to go to anything of yours ever.
Your kid is in middle school…and you decided to have the kid attend online school (“distance learning”) so she can go to 7 hours of dance lessons per day in the “pre-professional” program at the dance studio.
It’s a free country. But lady, I think that you have your priorities totally screwed up. You are so totally down the rabbit hole of the Dance Moms world that you can’t even see it.
I can’t possibly be the only one reading this and thinking “Bat Crap Crazy!!!”
Saying something forcefully does not make it a fact.
I no longer understand what is going on in our country. You listed the house for a certain price. They offered you $5,000 than the price you asked. You immediately countered with $25,000 more than the asking price. Why didn’t you just ask $25,000 more??? They countered with $10,000 more than the asking price … and allowed you to stay for 3 months after closing in case the house you are building runs behind in construction … with the 1st month free for you & a greatly reduced rent after that. You “wanted to sleep on it,” then you “needed another day.” Now you have accepted a cash offer (they were pre-qualified, so that wasn’t an issue). Whatever happened to ethics? I don’t care what anyone says, this is not ethical. Like I said, I don’t get what is going on. Yup, I am the old lady yelling at the kids to get off my lawn.
I have a kid in crisis- and it isn’t the kid who is normally in crisis. Very sad times.
I am feeling mixed emotions today as you start your senior year of college. So excited for you. So happy to see you transition from a high school kid to a young adult that is mature, sensible, and so much smarter than I was at your age.
You have a bright future ahead of you and seeing you take on all these new experiences brings a good feeling in my heart. I know you are all grown up now but in my heart you will always be my little girl and have been such a wonderful blessing.
I was going to buy your book until I logged onto your Facebook page and saw that you had no inhibitions about putting nutty and hateful stuff on it.
I wonder if my husband will tell me he’s leaving town for three days tomorrow? Good thing I snooped in his calendar the other day.
By the way, DH, my eye surgery went well this morning, not that you will ever ask.
I struggle to resist the urge to ridicule most “chance me” posts.