Simpsons Quotes

<p>Yeah, another relevant, useful thread for the college hopeful…</p>

<p>I was curious as to how many Simpsons quotes CC would be able to regurgitate. Just spew out your favorite.</p>

<p>Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn’t find one?
Marge: We went… fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?</p>