Sinner's Alley Happy Hour (Part 1)

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<p>Maybe a discussion of wall posters will in fact be preferable?</p>

<p>An Italian soccer star
That Red Sox pitcher
Um, a woman doctor with thermal gloves on?</p>

<p>Oh, heck, let’s put Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Tiegs up in celebration of our era.</p>

<p>That is the “we are now over 50” era to which some of us belong…</p>

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<p>How about all the Charlie’s Angels dressed as proctologists or Proctologist Barbie?</p>

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<p>If the boys keep talking about…er… digits, I think we should move on to some charming boob-in-a-vise chatter. </p>

<p>Only they’d probably like that.</p>

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<p>SBmom-
Back to the mammogram conversation? Didn’t we talk about that before in SA? I just had mine Friday. The tech told me had to call my H right away… and tell him he should appreciate the fact that I had “young” boobs. No saggy baggy stuff here!! She was also amazed at my age and that I’d had 2 kids. OK-- enough of this conversation. Back to proctoscope talk. One of my favorite jokes:</p>

<p>What is the definition of a proctoscope?..
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Answer: Its a tube with an a$$hole at each end!</p>

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<p>thanks for the drinks, ladies. </p>

<p>I fixed toilet in stall #3, while you were talking baseball. </p>

<p>My number is on the poster in that stall.</p>

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<p>There are <em>THREE</em> stalls back there?? :eek:</p>

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<p>mootie–I believe it’s two stalls and a, um, “gentleman’s convenience.” They only get one. That’s potty parity.</p>

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But not as cute.</p>

<p>Although… he <em>is</em> older than me.</p>

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<p>Proctologist Barbie.</p>

<p>LOL…</p>

<p>OK. Like I said before, go Sox.</p>

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<p>I don’t even care about sports, but I’m staying up late every night watching the Sox. It’s so delusional, but I feel like they need me to win–in fact, they didn’t win until I started watching–guess that proves it. I do change my underwear though–some people here in VT have worse delusions–they think they have to wear the same clothes every day until the Sox win. I just have to watch the games.</p>

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<p>I’m new to the boards, but thanks for the reminder to get a checkup. </p>

<p>(are they advertising that new Barbie yet?)</p>

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<p>She comes in a set of three: along with Dermatology Barbie (belt sander in hand) and Oral Surgeon Barbie (ouch!).</p>

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<p>I think I need a few drinks (or … SOMETHING!) for THIS thread!</p>

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<p>That’s the general idea!</p>

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<p>BTW if we are choosing posters may I humbly suggest:</p>

<p><a href=“http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.asama.org/images/news/2006/december/ItalyTeam_L.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.asama.org/news/2006/12/29/z_mens_team.asp&h=293&w=400&sz=39&tbnid=Utnuv2gfE6XE3M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ditalian%2Bsoccer%2Bteam%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1[/url]”>http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.asama.org/images/news/2006/december/ItalyTeam_L.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.asama.org/news/2006/12/29/z_mens_team.asp&h=293&w=400&sz=39&tbnid=Utnuv2gfE6XE3M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ditalian%2Bsoccer%2Bteam%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>What?! It’s post-meridien in Red Sox Nation and no one has started the Sinners Alley celebration?!?</p>

<p>Well… let’s not waste any more time.</p>

<p>Barkeepers, set 'em up. In recognition of the early hour, I am suggesting
… Irish Coffees
… Bloody Marys
… Mimosas for the more delicate among us.</p>

<p>It’s a wonderful world :).</p>

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<p>Make mine a Sam Adams!</p>

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<p>Well, with a D and family living in the Denver area, we were hoping for a different outcome, but it was good while it lasted…and we sort of have a Sox connection because one of our nephews was a team mate of Ellsbury’s at Oregon State, so it’s all good. And I must say, I like Irish coffee better than Coors!</p>

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<p>SBmom: From my point of view the boys in the poster are all too young. If I am going to be drooling when I am using the necessary, I’d rather my private fantasies do not embarrass me. And sad to say, I have to admit it. I am at the age when the old, gray guys just look better to me. A geezer soccer team? Now you’re talking.</p>

<p>Hm. Maybe we can recruit GreyDad.</p>

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<p>I’m with mythmom. The Italian soccer players are nice specimans (specimen?) but too young for me.</p>

<p>I think I like certain guys who are in my general age bracket, but I like the way they looked 10-15 years ago. Does that make any sense? </p>

<p>I just hate to think of Robert Redford & Paul Newman getting OLD. Sigh.</p>