Sinner's Alley Happy Hour (Part 1)

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<p>I think WashMom needs a drink… WashDadJr just wrote his grandparents that he has a girlfriend. WashMom’s first comment, “She’d better not hurt him.”</p>

<p>EDITED: He didn’t tell either one of us, of course.</p>

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<p>Champagne all around for WashSon’s girlfriend!</p>

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<p>And a good stiff one for WashMom.</p>

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<p>Wow. Now things are getting really racy in here. Barkeep, what’s on tap?</p>

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<p>I met Paul Newman when I was eighteen months. He lived in our apartment building. Well, at least I saw him. I was unimpressed.</p>

<p>He’s not just getting old, he’s 84. That’s old. He’s said he’s not doing any more movies. Ever. I’ve been working on a screen play for him for many years. Guess I’ll never finish it now.</p>

<p>Redford’s had work. I think it’s interesting that he hired Tom Cruise for his current movie. I think it’s scary that Tom Cruise is getting old.</p>

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<p>Yeah, I guess PN is really another generation older. But even 20 years ago he didn’t seem “old” at all. Amazing.</p>

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And Harrison Ford. BIG SIGH.</p>

<p>Well I never liked Tom Cruise except in Risky Business. He’s always seemed way too young for me. I wonder if he is? Off to see…</p>

<p>Yep he is. “Thomas Cruise Mapother IV born in 1962.” Thought so.</p>

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<p>Yeah, I k now mathmom. That’s my point. When the ones younger than we are looking old around the jowls, I think we’re in trouble.</p>

<p>He’s not a particular favorite of mine, either, but his charm was his boyishness, and now he’s . . . .45.</p>

<p>My favorite is David Strathain. I think I was a fan club of one until Goodnight and Good Luck. He’s older than I am.</p>

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<p>Gee, I have to disagree. I LIKE the Italian soccer players. They are not too young for me. I am too old for them. :(</p>

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<p>much better grey than young:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/is-george-clooney-the-new-cary-grant/2007/05/31/1180205423064.html[/url]”>http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/is-george-clooney-the-new-cary-grant/2007/05/31/1180205423064.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>momof3–oh, I like them all right. But there is a point where you realize you are looking at guys of that age as prospectives for your DAUGHTER, not you. That’s when you know you are sort of…out of it. Past your sell date. </p>

<p>Fortunately, my DD is married now so I can stop looking at guys that way and being perpetually reminded. Now I can just…look. ;)</p>

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<p>GreyDad around here?</p>

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<p>Hello? I’m over here in the corner.</p>

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<p>“Hm. Maybe we can recruit GreyDad.”</p>

<p>I’m kinda sloshed by now. Hic! What can I do fer ya?</p>

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<p>Ok, this will only be here for a little while. </p>

<p>Got It?</p>

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<p>Oh. </p>

<p>Then I think I’ll just lay low for a while and take it all in. I can’t really see straight anymore. I better think of a joke. Wry ironic humor works best, right?</p>

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<p>hey, i missed it, it was there, then it was gone. :(</p>

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<p>They have an amazing array of virtual beverages here. What’s your pleasure? </p>

<p>Ladies, Drinks on me, in hornor of the GreyDad, who is about to be poked!</p>

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<p>"much better grey than young:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/i...205423064.html"&gt;http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/i...205423064.html&lt;/a&gt;"&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Aw, I’m MUCH better looking then George Clooney! He looked much better with his George Clooney haircut from that Emergency Room show years ago. I’ve naturally kept that haircut.</p>

<p>Any of you beautiful young ladies like another round?</p>

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<p>Hey! Where’d everyone go?</p>

<p>I pick up my head from the table and everyone’s gone! And what’s that empty bottle of Wild Turkey doing at my table?</p>