<p>Pulling my people up from pg 2.</p>
<p>Ohmigosh, SB I will join you in that drink. I would not wish traveling this weekend on any one.</p>
<p>Yesterday D had a “brilliant idea”. </p>
<p>D: Mom, do you want to come with me to Barnes and Noble? Since you have a discount card, I can pick up some books for my class next term. We could dash to 34th street and see what they have at Lord and Taylors (I know that they e-mail you coupons every week).</p>
<p>M: Chicky, do you have any idea of how crowed the city is going to be today? Between people going to shows, the tourist and the shoppers, no thanks. I know that there is someone, somewhere who is saying to themselves, “Macy’s is open around the clock unitl christamas, we’ll probably go about 2 am”. But that person will not be me.</p>
<p>D: Pleeezzzzeee???</p>
<p>M: All right, but I am not staying long. Why didn’t my peeps from the alley sing in chorus- Sybbie!!! DON"T DO IT???</p>
<p>We go to Lord and Taylors, where it looks like a mob scene both in and out side of the store. Then not to be outdone, she starts to tell me about some hot pink Tory Burch ballet flats. Who is kidding who here? I know that this chick is not going to wear any hot pink shoes, anytime soon, so WHY did I agree to walk up 5th Avenue to Saks to go see them?</p>
<p>There really should be occupancy limits in the city. How do they manage to get sooo many people in such a small space? It’s not cold outside so everyone is traveling in one big mass walking like they have no where to do. Whoa Sybbie, that NYer always racing to get some where is kicking in on ya. </p>
<p>We get to 48th street and you must stay on one side of the street as the streets crossing the other side of 5th ave are closed off so you cannot cross to the other side of 5th ave until you get to 51st street. We get across 5th ave and start walking toward Saks. I am now saying to myself, “shoot me now for not following my gut and staying home”.</p>
<p>We get to Saks, and Chicky is acting like she has reached the promised land and starts babbling about how good it is to reconnect with her people. Right there on the first floor, there are racks of designer sun glasses on sale for $140. (Alu… Why aren’t you here with your east coast kid?) After rummaging through all of these sunglasses, she says, I’ll have to come back.</p>
<p>We take the elevator upstairs and get off. She see her favorite words; Take 40% off ticketed price and charges straight toward Theory (which looks like the rack exploded). She takes me to a chair, parks me in the shoe department with 1 hot pink Tory Burch ballet flat and say’s you can stay here because I know how much you hate going through racks. I am now rolling my eyes at this shoe, shaking my head and saying she’s not going to get these shoes.</p>
<p>Black belt shopper that she is she comes to show me couple of dresses, a jacket and a sweater. </p>
<p>She then turns to me and asks: Mom, is the one gift rule still in effect?<br>
M: yes, I will buy you the 1 item that you want.</p>
<p>D: good, just checking because I am going to look for this coat that I really want to get.</p>
<p>M: Chicky, I don’t think you will have time to look for a coat as the store is closing at 8:30. We have been out now about 6 hours, so much for this going out and coming right back. Who in the world did I screw over in a past life that this is now payback?</p>
<p>We get to the coat department and she squeals that her coat is on sale !!! (Mom, you know I have been checking the website of the “coat maker” every day and the coat has not dropped in price). This is going to be my one gift. Can I have it? Knowing defeat and having aching feet, I say ok. </p>
<p>We get to the counter, the sales person rings up the coat, I start to pay for it and she yells, “Wait a minute. Mom, they have one with a hood, I would really like to get a hooded coat”. Not to be out done, I apologize and let the woman behind me ring up her stuff and she then does the same thing- starts to ring out her coat, changes her mind and wants to see something else (my heart really goes out to sales people, because I know I would be unemployed if I had to do this for a living). After some back and forth, Chicky decides that she is going with the original coat. I purchase, she thanks me and says she still has time to look at a pocket book. Now back to the first floor and she tells me about how much $$ she has saved up. She can purchase this bag (which is on sale) but really does not want to spend so much money. The sales woman tells her to come back at 8am the day after christmas as there will be a 4 hour door buster sale and the bag will be 50% off the ticketed price. With a gleam in her eye, she says “mom, we should come back so I could get this bag”. Has she lost her mind!!! I need a day after Christmas sale like I need a hole in the head.</p>
<p>You know what is really not fair? This would never happen if I had a TSFH. I feel sooo cheated.</p>
<p>So lets have some big drinks and remind ourselves that on-line shopping is your best friend.</p>