Sinner's Alley Happy Hour (Part 1)

<p>Yeah, those things were gi-normous! Curm, H lent them to NASA to use as a shield for the space shuttle. After that, I’ll be happy to send them on! :)</p>

<p>Overheard a discussion this weekend between S and D’s b/f. They were discussing the most loathsome commercials on TV. S nominated all of the Valtrex herpes medication commercials. “Not a cure for genital herpes,” so exactly what is it for? Eww. Don’t want to think about it. </p>

<p>Various athletic-type, 20-somethings are shown running around sweating and cavorting everywhere in public. No problem here! See how happy they are? The underlying message seems to be that continuous outbreaks of VD won’t slow you down, and you can participate in as many water sports as you like. The beaches are already over-crowded with women who got hooked on Tampax during the Seventies, so the younger, hipper Valtrex crowd works out. ;)</p>

<p>CalMom, I’m glad that I’m not the only one with wierd vision problems. I can now read body language only in Braille.</p>

<p>Re: Lasiks
Got to the point where not only did I have bifocals, but then job required that I use binocular headband @ 2x and another monocular @ 3x, and sometimes a video magnifier. </p>

<p>Went to Vancouver BC to get the lasik. Took all of 30 seconds per eye. The drawbacks 1) lasik corrected my stigmatism and I was nausa for 3 days until my brain reconfigured the visual signals. 2) Whereas I used to have a main glasses and a spare, I now have at least two in the car. 1 at the office, 1 in my jacket, 1 at my favorite coffee shop, 1 to 4 at home depending if I take the pair from another place. and I probably will eventually leave one pair at Sinners Alley. 3) My spouse still looks the same. Arf. </p>

<p>I think I’m ahead, in that the presciption glasses were hundreds of bucks and the new ones are dollar general ($1 apiece).</p>

<p>Sunday nite, Monarch for everyone.</p>

<p>Slugs make a habit of following their own slime trail each night (beats getting a ride from Susan in her Buick), and other slugs can tell if the slime comes from a girl slug or a boy slug. As a communication device, slugs dig this stuff, and apparently, so do some scientists. </p>

<p>A team of researchers at Heriot-Watt University (Edinburgh, Scotland, 3 April 2000) led by Christopher Viney discovered that slug slime contains a liquid crystalline layer with directional properties. It is the structure of the crystals in the slime laid down by a slug which allows another slug to ‘read’ the direction it is travelling in. These directional properties could be used in the next generation of chemical computers. In the future, chemicals will be embedded in a crystal instead of the electronics and magnetic particles used in the floppy disks and hard drives of our present day computers. It is thought that chemical computers could be faster, more energy efficient, and capable of storing up to 100 times the information of present day computers. </p>

<p>Sluggies blazing the way to the future of bio-computers! :slight_smile: </p>

<p>A shot of Jim Beam in my latt</p>

<p>Happy to hear Amanda got some cake. Just got back from PA and missed the UTI.hope it is better.
I had Lasik about 3 or 4 yrs ago. One eye at at time-just in case something went wrong. It took awhile to find a doctor that was willing. I am sure it is easier to do both and get it over with. CA DMV says I don’t need glassses any more. I have a pair for night driving though. One eye is for close and one for far. But the close sometimes can’t read the tiny print. My husband says it didn’t work but I can see the alarm clock in the morning and don’t have to worry about contacts again. My eyes were really bad before, I think the contacts were 7’s.</p>

<p>TheDad, your’e bad.</p>

<p>BTW has anyone else seen “The Aristocrats” yet?</p>

<p>I can now read body language only in Braille.>>
Thedad: You made me snort my coffee through my nose. :)</p>

<p>Plan to as soon as it comes out, SB. It is not for the faint-hearted, but for the Sinner’s Alley crowd, no problemo! I saw the Southpark segment, and it even made ME blush, and that’s saying something. Think All-Star, gross-out contest (extremely offensive) told by the funniest comedians around --times 10. :eek:</p>

<p>Yeah, I dragged H there two nights ago because he was moping about D leaving. It was good medicine.</p>

<p>There are some bits that are unspeakably sick, gross, offensive and scatalogical (the whole point of the joke, and the whole point of why comic-to-comic telling of the joke is like a secret handshake, is ‘how far will he/she go?’) </p>

<p>Nothing (including incest, pedophilia, body fluids, bestiality) is off limits. Some people walked out of the theatre. Others (like us) were hyperventilating we were laughing so hard-- between cringes.</p>

<p>Best tellings: George Carlin, Bill the Mime, Sarah Silverman. </p>

<p>Taylor Negron, & Larry Storch were also great. & Bob Saget takes this joke to another universe altogether. Recommend-- but for a good time leave your principles and values at the door.</p>

<p>PS rated NC-17-- I was surprised, thinking “how bad can words be?” Answer: that bad. Glad I hadn’t brought my teen!</p>

<p>OK, slugg, it’s playing now at Camera 7 Pruneyard in San Jose – PM me if you’d like to get a meet-up going here for a CC movie night, eh?</p>

<p>Oh, mootmom, no fair!!! I suppose we far-aways could be part of a cc movie night by remote control. But I don’t think Aristocrats has made it to the boondocks yet… :mad:</p>

<p>Might I also suggest a non-virtual bar prior to screening, to calm the nerves? and facilitate laughing at the deeply offensive?</p>

<p>& jmmom, I am jealous too!!</p>

<p>Okay, tiki party at my house next June! Dh and I are seriously thinking about ordering a giant tiki statue of Ku (the god of strength, courage, and wisdom) for our driveway. Not only will we have a graduating senior, but it will be the last one. We think that our kids will never really leave us alone, but if there was ever a good reason for a part</p>

<p>Sluggbugg-what are “chicken igloos?” Are they igoos that chickens live in? Igloos shaped like chickens? Igloos made of chicken?</p>

<p>Hello. Hiding out from the thread talking about how much nagging to do. Told the story of how my daughter said she thought the process hadn’t been too stressful for me. I don’t know how many remember my anguished cyber-howls but they were not issued by a being at peace. So here’s to all of us parents who keep poker faces for our kids when necessary and then erect Tiki Gods when appropriate. I’ll have a planter’s punch, the anonymous kind they stick in your hand when you show up at a resort in Jamaica…</p>

<p>you city folks. The moon is nearly full (Aug 19), weather will hit a sunny 90. Coyotes are howling, clams are running in the sands for their other half, salmon are entering the bays and I still got a lot of work to do.</p>

<p>Mstee – Chicken igloos are the chicken shelters we saw on the Big Island in Hawaii. They look like lean-to’s constructed of two pieces of corrugated metal, about 3 feet high. Each shelter was for a rooster to sit underneath when it rained, and some houses had ten or more chicken huts in the front yard. Cockfighting is illegal in Hawaii, so I guess, they were used by people who raise prize roosters for show. The roosters were beautiful and seemed content to strut around on the grassy lawns with their own private condos. :slight_smile: </p>

<p>Itstoomuch, sounds like some place I’d like to be right now. </p>

<p>Went to register S for his Senior year this morning, and it went badly…very badly. Unfortunately, they don’t let the Seniors register on their own. Seniors don’t want to walk through the process with a parent in tow any more than a parent wants to be herded through each station with a resentful teenager in tow. I thought it would go smoothly, and for the most part, it did. </p>

<p>Because of this warped system of allowing students to take classes that are a match intellectually, but possibly way beyond their reach maturity-wise (i.e. self-discipline, time management skills, organizational skills, follow-up abilities, etc.), our S is walking into another difficult start. My head is about to explode just thinking about going through it again. I am seeing a repeat of last year with extreme clarity. As I stood there trying to encourage him to consider a more realistic schedule, I was treated like an overinvolved, wild-eyed parent by the two teachers at the scheduling table. Last year, we advised our S on his classes, but we let him make the final decisions. Consequently, he failed two classes, ended up with F’s on his first semester report card, and then announced that he was going to quit h/s. This year, I am going to exercise my authority as his parent, save all of us a lot of trouble, and use up whatever popularity I have left from my PTA years back in elementary school. </p>

<p>Meanwhile, I got to the payment table, and another parent cheerfully told me that it’s NOT my last time doing registration. I get to do it again next year…in college! I said, “No, my kids are on their own in college. My D takes care of her own business, and so will our S,” followed by glacial silence and a telepathic warning, “Don’t push your luck, pal.” </p>

<p>So, I got through our last h/s registration today, and my head is pounding. I have new clarity on why Seniors don’t know what the He-- they’re doing in terms of making college choices. They are under relentless pressure to take courses that look good on paper, but most are not emotionally equipped to balance being a normal teenager with fulfilling the expectations of being junior versions of us. Unlike the generation before them, they have been raised with the belief that anything is within their grasp. This summer, I heard college advisors tell a room full of parents and upcoming Seniors to apply to a dozen colleges, even colleges they can’t afford. Nobody ever died from disappointment, but I think this trend is unhealthy, and it sucks for everybody. </p>

<p>My boy doesn’t do homework, and he’d rather dye his hair and experiment with mustache wax than think about doing AP summer homework. Okay by me. Just don’t tell him that he can get into the Berklee School of Music by farting a Concerto in B-Flat! ;)</p>

<p>Bartender! Pour sluggbugg a California Root Beer*! She needs it.</p>

<p><em>I don’t know what that is, but heard of it today and so am feeling rather knowledgeable.</em></p>

<p>Is it anything like Long Island Iced Tea?</p>