<p>hey guys i’m writing an article on smoking. and i can’t think of an attention-grabbing title. can i have some suggestions please? i’d really appreciate it. Thx in advance!</p>
<p>Smoking: The Glamorous Habit or Lung-Sizzling Addiction?</p>
<p>Dunno, first think I could think of. lol</p>
<p>Smoking and the History of Elvis.</p>
<p>Sorry, that’s my lame sense of humor.
Maybe “Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke It” or some other smoking-related saying?</p>
<p>^_^ LOL, did Elvis smoke too?? haha</p>
<p>wait, did he?</p>
<p>It was a pleasure to burn</p>
<p>“Thank you for Smoking”</p>
<p>Haha, I have NO idea if Elvis smoked. It’s just always seemed to be an attention-getter to me. Like, if you were going to write a paper about a really boring topic you could call it “The Purification of Lead Halogen and the History of Elvis” (I don’t think there’s such thing as lead halogen but it sounded boring)</p>
<p>is it for or against smoking?</p>
<p>against, i had to interview a kid about it. man i might start a riot at school bc of this</p>
<p>“the Smoking Article”</p>
<p>“Smoke till you drop”</p>
<p>“The silent suicide”</p>
<p>“The fast road to your graves”</p>
<p>“Six feet Under”</p>
<p>“Smoking is Prohibited (in Government Buildings by Federal Law/School…whatever. think of an interesting place or something) by Federal Law and it Damn Well Should Be”…ehm…</p>
<p>puff the magic dragon…died of lung cancer
Breathe In, (and) Die Out
idk.</p>
<p>“Cancer anyone?”</p>
<p>lol u guys r funny. thx for the helpful ideas!</p>