<p>Spoil every piece of film and literature you can in this thread:</p>
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<li>Soylent Green is People.</li>
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<p>You’re one of the biggest losers I’ve ever met. I still haven’t forgiven the girl who spoiled the sixth harry potter for me.</p>
<p>^Haha, I was at summer camp one year (the year that the sixth Harry Potter came out) and the theater class decided to do their own version of “Alice in Wonderland” to perform at the camp talent show. Well, you know how in the beginning, the older sister is reading to Alice? The girl who played the sister decided to read a passage from the sixth Harry Potter. The part where Snape kills Dumbledore. She spoiled it for the whole camp, since most of the campers were away when the book came out and hadn’t read it yet.</p>
<p>Rosebud was his sled.</p>
<p>Note: Family Guy ruined this for me.</p>
<p>^^ THAT IS SO AMAZING. hahahahahahaha that girl is a genius.</p>
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<li>Ali killed Ali.</li>
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<p>Santa Claus isn’t real.</p>
<p>Bruce Willis was a ghost!</p>
<p>I killed mufasa</p>
<p>Kurtz aint that great.</p>
<p>i am your father</p>
<p>Raskolnikov confesses at the end of Crime and Punishment. Svidrigailov commits suicide.</p>
<p>Jack dies!!!</p>
<p>Ethan Frome and Mattie ride a sleigh into a tree.</p>
<p>Edie doesn’t marry the pilot, she ends up in a boring marriage with the mailman, waiting for the pilot for the rest of her life.</p>
<p>Spoiler to Invisible Man- The beginning is the Ending.</p>
<p>However, that was a given.</p>
<p>This site will ruin your life…that’s a good spoiler</p>
<p>the psychiatrist turns out to be Bruce Willis</p>
<p>Jesus dies. Then he’s risen from the dead.</p>
<p>this is just a dumb thread</p>
<p>Dumbledore killed Snape</p>