<p>ummm. me. 10 char</p>
<p>story time!</p>
<p>who’s going to get post #2000?</p>
<p>hahahahahaha woooooow shadow dont even joke</p>
<p>i suppose i have a random story about stanford but its not about me or embarissing, just kind of funny</p>
<p>Nitro, you tell a story. Actually, let’s just all tell stories.</p>
<p>Well, I have a little story.
When I was about 7, I learned a word spraypainted on the side of our mailbox. I go up to my mom and ask, "Mom, what’s “F***” mean?</p>
<p>Story of my life.</p>
<p>you guys keep posting though don’t wati for that story we must beat Yale!</p>
<p>@snowy</p>
<p>go ahead, share it then :P</p>
<p>totally me mfed…</p>
<p>i got 1000</p>
<p>although anon has been racking up the important posts since then</p>
<p>please excuse me while i submit cal state apps (:</p>
<p>so. i went to bolleterri for 2 weeks…which is military tennis camp where all the pros go to train. and one day after like 10 hours of practice some random person agreed to give me a rid back on their golf cart. i later realized it was jennnifer capriati( fmaous tennis player)</p>
<p>Shadow, you are now on my hit list. No joke. </p>
<p>Just know that I said that in a very joking tone over the computer.</p>
<p>I’m getting 2000.</p>
<p>OMG. WE HAVE 1000 POSTS TODAY.</p>
<p>I FINISHED THE PLASMID PROBLEM! Thanks for all the help y’all unknowingly gave me.</p>
<p>Once my friend wrote ‘****’ on my paper in chem and i turned it in without knowing. Got a lunch detention.</p>
<p>@Torcher</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>What did you do to the friend ?</p>
<p>Snowy…When did you go? I was there too.</p>
<p>Oh, here’s something from the other night:</p>
<p>So my mom’s making soup, right?
I comment to my sister that soup is “sopa” in Spanish.
“Nuh-uh,” she retaliates. “That means soap.”
“No,” I answer; "Soap is jarb</p>
<p>So I used to have this bad habit of walking out my bathroom after my shower without clothes, going to my room which is a few steps away and getting them, but one day we apparently had vistors, our neighbor and their super cute daughter about my age over. So I walked out the bathroom and she was apparently going to the bathroom (where I was) and let’s say I never really got the nerve to go speak to her again…(Yes I fail around girls apparently)</p>
<p>i went in 7th grade.</p>
<p>Stories? Here are a few:</p>
<p>I once went on a first date to PetSmart. We silently browsed through the aquarium decorations for half an hour. We then proceeded to date for the next four months. I’m not good at rejecting people.</p>
<p>I dated a girl for three years. She was nice enough, but obsessive. She followed me everywhere. Sometimes I went into the men’s bathroom just to escape her. Sometimes she still followed me. We kissed for the first time about three years and three months after we became romantically entangled. I broke up with her a week later. I would have done it earlier, but I’m not good at rejecting people.</p>
<p>I placed the detention slip on his grave as a nice memento…</p>