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1861

<p>My friends and all went camping over the summer, and there was a boy’s tent and a girl’s tent and we were separated by like 500 ft of woods so that we could have our “man time” and “girl time.” The girls decided to wake up at 2AM and go duck tape the guys into their tent. It was epic. We just sat outside their tent so we could watch them wake up and figure out that they were trapped. And it’s ironic because they got up at 3 to go scare us and they COULDN’T GET OUT.</p>

<p>HAHAHAH. I thought it was so funny.</p>

1862

<p>@Diivio and @anon</p>

<p>lol…</p>

1863

<p>awww.poor diivo. it’s ok. we’re all(or mostly) single on here.</p>

1864

<p>once i had a dream that ninjas attacked the school so we all went in lockdown. only i was left outside and had to run. they were cutting people with their swords and throwing stars everywhere. thing is they didn’t kill people, they just cut them. o____O</p>

1865

<p>@snowie
I went to bolleterri’s!!!</p>

1866

<p>LOL. starmie and anon</p>

1867

<p>diglett…that was awesome (I don’t know why but I love randomness)!</p>

1868

<p>Hahaha @Torcher. </p>

<p>Aw, that’s so cute Starmie. Though 3 years is like an eternity for me. I’m bad at relationships.</p>

1869

<p>hahaha. when mfederman? I went in 7th grade. p.s I LOVE ROGER FEDERER.</p>

1870

<p>@Starmie and Anon</p>

<p>HELLO there are people who have never had gotten into relationships too, you know…</p>

1871

<p>i’m serious though! i woke up and was like ***?</p>

1872

<p>3 years is like an eternity for me, too. That’s a sixth of my life that I’ll never get back, and I am completely to blame. Actually… Nitro Hawk’s fault! I feel much better now. :)</p>

1873

<p>@snowy didn’t federer lose today?</p>

1874

<p>yeah. i’ve never been in a relationship. but i get this funny feeling i’d be bad at them .probably’d scare them away with my randomness.</p>

1875

<p>@sarbaraj101. Those people who have never been in relationships should be glad. Friendship is so much better. And less time consuming.</p>

<p>350 posts until we beat YALE.</p>

<p>A little while ago I was saying that we needed 800 more. This is incredible guys.</p>

1876

<p>Ok Here’s another, not my story but read it in an article from this girl who is Mormon</p>

<p>When she went to seminary class one day, her teacher asked “who wants cookies” and all the kid raised their hands. But then she showed them the cookies and they were half bitten and had dirt on them “Who want’s them now” she said, and nobody wanted them and the teacehr said “that’s right, nobody wants a dirty half eaten cookie”. Isn’t that horrible? What I espeically hate is the double standard in our society where a girl who has had sex is a whore and a guy is considered a player. that is just wrong.</p>

1877

<p>@Starmie</p>

<p>ROFLOL</p>

<p>@anon</p>

<p>well maybe XD I was jk</p>

<p>350 only… way to go guys!</p>

1878

<p>OMG.I KNOW. I HATE IT WHEN FEDERer LOSES.omg. i’m in love with djokovic too.he is soooo funny. soory guys, im a tennis freak.</p>

1879

<p>if anyone one was at EPGY investigations in engineering this year then you might understand the epic awsomeness of this</p>

<p>so it was an on campus course thing and me and about 40 other kids were staying in a frat house and it was our free time…</p>

<p>it was someone’s birthday and they got cake, so we all went up and got our cake and went back to our couches.</p>

<p>there was this kid named Brian who was that kid that everything happens to. He would be the archetypal everything happens to him for comic relief if there ever was someone like that in real life.</p>

<p>he is really reserved and wears glasses and talks in a drawn out expressive monotone if that makes any sense (ive never heard anyway say dannnngg iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit with so much emotion). try to say it very sad and with very little energy.</p>

<p>anyway…</p>

<p>so i begin eating my cake and he looks at his cake and says “awwwwwwwwwwwwww therrrrrsss a hairrrrr in my caaaaaaake.”</p>

<p>i look away and eat for a couple seconds.</p>

<p>i look up again at him and right on cue he says “dannnggg iiiiiiiittttttttt i wannnnnnted chhhhoooooocllllllaaaateeeee”</p>

<p>i look away and eat for a couple seconds</p>

<p>i look back up</p>

<p>“dannnnnnnnnng iiiittttt i got caaaaakeee on my lannnnnnnyarrrrdd” (and then he eyes it like an old senile man would ponder facebook, and then he attempts to eat it off his lanyard by slowly gnawing his way up the string for about a full five minutes, i was watching the entire time)</p>

<p>then he goes to throw away the cake and misses the trash can.</p>

<p>aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww cccrrrraaaaaaaaappppp, and he slowly mopes off to go find a mop.</p>

<p>so the camp finishes and i google him because i was curious. Aparently he is an internationally renown artist and has a full ride to any school he wants from some national art competition</p>

<p>that kid is my new hero</p>

1880

<p>Snowy435! I’m random too! I have this horrible habit of wandering off to go look at things. And I am horrible with directions too. That’s why when people first meet me, they think I’m stupid. :(</p>

<p>And Snowy and mfederman, I think we’ve all been there. So weird.</p>