<p>“I didn’t understand anything he just said in lecture. I’ll just ask the TA later.”</p>
<p>“That was the hardest final I ever took. I think I missed like 3 questions. Do you think I’ll get a C? I studied like 6 hours everyday this week…so unfair.”</p>
<p>“OMG I got an A+ I can’t believe it. Yeah, I just THOUGHT I failed…yay. Oh what you only got an B+? Yeah, sometimes it’s just all about luck, like I totally didn’t study that much.”</p>
<p>“I heard, that Person1 gave Person2 the wrong concepts so she would fail the midterm. So much backstabbing going on.”</p>
<p>“Campus is so dead on weekends. Everyone goes home.” </p>
<p>“Yeah, I’m going to try everything out because I want to make the most of my first year. Here’s a list of all the clubs I’m planning on joining, there’s 15 on the list…but I’m probably only going to join like 5 or 6…I’m going to join a frat though, just not sure which one. Oh yeah, and I’m going to apply to med school in 2 years so I think I’ll do research after this quarter…maybe get a job and start a little studying for my the MCAT.”</p>
<p>“I’m soooo broke. I need a job!” (goes out and gets the most expensive table at a club)</p>
<p>“OMG, I LOVE dubstep! Avicii and Skrillex are so underground.”</p>
<p>“I got so drunk last night! I drank half a beer!”</p>
<p>“Ugh, been in the library twenty three hours! Gotta write 15 more pages for that big paper due tomorrow!” (this said on a FB status, which the freshman is spending more time on than on the paper)</p>
<p>“My professor just swore in class. SO COOL!”</p>
<p>“I can’t believe I have to be up this early for class!” (at 9 AM)</p>
<p>“Class participation means just showing up for class, right?”</p>
<p>“I so don’t want to go to work today! I have a two hour shift!!”</p>
<p>“Can you believe the cafeteria lines are this long?!” [at 12:15 when everyone in the world has scheduled their lunch break]</p>
<p>“There’s no parking! I had to park forever away and walk like a mile to get here!” [when really they just parked somewhere directly behind the building and it took maybe a couple of minutes to walk to class]</p>
<p>“It’s raining, do you think it’s okay to skip class today?”</p>
<p>“I’m just going to straight to grad school after graduation. It’s not really required for any job I want and I don’t really want to be in school anymore, but it’s better than having to look for a job.”</p>
<p>“I decided I’m staying in college for an extra year, just so I don’t have to look for a job so soon.”</p>
<p>“I don’t have to worry. My parents are paying for school, and rent, and they bought me my car before graduation, and they’re probably paying for grad school too.”</p>
<p>“I can’t believe I just spent $100 on this textbook!” [when if they bought it online it would have been $20]</p>