Suggestions for non-offensive gag gift for 60 year old female

Between trying to limit my consumption for a more eco-friendly life and as a contributor to the “Bag a Week” decluttering thread, let me add my dislike of gag gifts. All I can think of is another thing probably made in China that won’t be used and will clutter up someone’s house or the landfill. I guess I don’t have a sense of humor. :stuck_out_tongue: