Suggestions for non-offensive gag gift for 60 year old female

doschicos, Believe me, I’m with you. which is why I asked for some help here. It was only because it was specified on the invitation that I’m doing it. Also, our whole friend group is going to hit this milestone within the next few years and we all seem to be cleaning out our parents houses and looking at our own clutter. I went with the t-shirt because I don’t have much time to get it and I think my friend will actually wear it a little bit. I have to say that I loved the boxes though and did put a couple in my Amazon cart. They can be re-used, right?