Teacher catchphrases?

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>He was actually decent lol. He was able to draw bodies of rotation and like things. He just didn’t give it the effort we required of him :|</p>

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<p><a href=“http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/rule-34-4.jpg[/url]”>http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/rule-34-4.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a scholarly article on John Duns Scotus written by professors at the Sorbonne and 10 being a CCislulz link, how unsafe is it to click that in visible range of my mother?</p>

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<p>Every time we do something wrong:</p>

<p>“Y’all just a bunch of feces sittin’ on a log.”</p>

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<p>Lawl at Millancad’s link.</p>

<p>^^Perhaps a 6.</p>

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<p>^^-3 your mom would be elated if you clicked on it.</p>

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<p>lol I like it. I say 2. It would be PG-13 though, no doubt, for adult situations.</p>

<p>I have an urge to show that to people lol</p>

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<p>My English teacher says “okey dokey” a lot</p>

<p>Also, my US History teacher last year said M’kay over 115 times in one class period (really, the school newspaper had a student keep a tally on it once)</p>

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<p>“lol I like it. I say 2.” -> Not with your 1.</p>

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<p>Controversial religious attitudes make it unacceptable for some audiences? The fact that it was written at the Sorbonne makes it unacceptable for posting on CC?</p>

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<p>“The fact that it was written at the Sorbonne makes it unacceptable for posting on CC?”</p>

<p>Yeah, I didn’t think of that.
[noparse]Tries to hide the fact that he has no idea what ^that means[/noparse]</p>

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<p>Ugh, my history teacher hated us at times so it was this whole “You know why you suck?” and we’d just look at him like “…why?”. It killed time his little rants.</p>

<p>And then the things my IB coordinator would yell “siguele!” or she’d call this one group of friends that would cause trouble her “grupito”. The oddest one was “such is life in the putty knife factory” which confused us so much.</p>

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<p>My math teacher:
“If dey looka like you co-combine dem togedda”</p>

<p>He has a speech impediment
also:
“I’m gunna stab you in the heart!”
“Boy, if you don’t behave, I’m gunna send you to Mt. St. Helens!”</p>

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<p>Physics Teacher:
minus one</p>

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<p>My English teacher always said: “Your brain is not like a tire, it will not pop if you fill it with too much knowledge”</p>

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<p>^It will if you fill it with too much blood and/or water, though! :D</p>

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<p>My physics teacher’s favorite adjective was “dynamite!”
And my English teacher always said things were “Crazytown” and “hot mess/es”</p>

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<p>My history teacher goes through sayings phases.
At one point of time she had a habit of calling people “butt-nuggets.”
I think she stopped because everyone started saying it and it was no longer original.</p>

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<p>When referring to the AP Euro exam we took in May, our teacher would always say that it is the “kiss of death” to do (insert big mistake) on the exam. He would also say the number umptegazillion when talking about a big number. My old Spanish teacher would also say in a very creepy voice, “chicos” when he was upset with us. My freshman language arts teacher always made tons of puns too.</p>

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<p>My history teacher would call every subject her favorite subject, and every assignment her favorite assignment, but only Jimmy Carter was her favorite president ;P.
Also, she called people she didn’t like BFJ’s for “Big Fat Jerks.”</p>