<p>My Calc teacher:“Don’t worry if the projector overheats, that’s what the people in the front row are for, to protect us if it explodes.”
“If you have a complaint, put it in the suggestion box outside the room.”
…there was no such box.</p>
<p>And my 8th grade English teacher…best teacher ever. </p>
<p>“Don’t tell me how to live my life”
“Let’s run over that puppy,” when we were reviewing the answers to worksheets.
“I have trouble with pronancia…prununcia…pronous…sayin’ words.”
“When a woman says something is fine, it is never fine.”
“My mom says I’m tall, dark, and handsome. I’m tall, and when its dark, I’m handsome.”
“I’m afraid of the quiet ones.” (he thought the quiet kids were the ones most likely to attack him with squirt guns and bats on the last day of school)</p>
<p>He used to show us pictures of Madge, his “angel princess cat”. He was also obsessed with the school’s baked chicken, which he referred to as “chaked bicken” He called himself “Lt. Col. Chaked Bicken Esq.”</p>
<p>Sounds like a pretty fun teacher. My chem teacher who was my favorite just had his own way of making fun of each person in the class in a fun way. He mostly did it to the sensitive people. I loved that class because I was sarcastic all the time, and it was fun. :D</p>
<p>Spanish teacher last year “hey bubbles, lose the chew” or “the squeaky wheel gets the grease” “Hey tarzan, get off my desk. You want to climb? Bring your own tree” " Stop sleeping! this is not the lazy hill puppy farm!" " don’t be sorry be quiet" and my history teacher well he was just funny he threw a desk out the door because someone was sleeping…</p>
<p>8th grade civics teacher:
“(insert command here)…before i rotate my head!” lmaoo her rotate a head like the exorcist. her eyes would go real wide when she said it and her face would look so mean ■■■■■!</p>
<p>calculus teacher:
she’s chinese, her english is broken, and when she would complain she would always say “of what?!!”
example: “oh she’s a leader?! she’s a leader?! a leader of what??!” LOL. ummm this is really hard to understand over the internet -__-
She would also always say “dont be such a jerk”
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APUSH teacher:**
he always uses the f-word and he says ■■■■■ a lot. is that even allowed? lol</p>
<p>It’s not exactly so lame it’s funny, but I had a science teacher who was INSANE. When he wasn’t creeping on the girls (seriously…he was the kind of guy who would probably put mirrors on his shoes to look up girls’ skirts) or pulling a knife out on someone during class (he offered to take her tonsils out), one of his favorite things to do was blame everything on the “left-wing liberal wackjobs”. He called math a liberal idea and said God was a liberal.</p>
<p>Other than that, I’ve had tons.
One social studies teacher: Grizzled. He said it all the time and we eventually started a list of things that made you grizzled, which were all quotes from his class. My favorites were “Nothing’s dead 'til you poke it with a stick” and “Prioritize: work out before taking care of your sick infant.”
English teacher: OOMPH! She used it for emphasis.
Science teacher used to make huge gestures and awesome sound effects with them, like “Shoooomph!” and “Bawwwwp”</p>
<p>In earth science whenever my teacher called on someone for an answer to a question and the answer is wrong or it sounded like the kid made it up, he said:
“you just pulled that out of your BUTTOCKS”</p>