<p>vagina vagina vagina. I win.</p>
<p>My mom bought Hannah Montana cherries. I can’t eat cherries but I can make hilarious jokes.</p>
<p>A goldmine of material, that is.</p>
<p>By pure happenstance, I’ve got the hook-ups at two lolla after parties this year. Yay!</p>
<p>So much I can’t choose. I’m going to have to put it in my movie.</p>
<p>lolla schmolla?</p>
<p>Yes .</p>
<p>Okay, in 12 hours, with the approval of a guy I spent half an hour befriending today, I may be about to make the switch from the worst dorm on campus to the best. And my new roommate will be a cool guy I’ve all ready met. Cross your fingers!</p>
<p>I have one major bio essay left, 4 minor two paragraph ones, and some English monster. Doin’ nice. Someone doesn’t happen to have the answer to a prompt involving sea slugs, a funny distribution chart, and designing an experiment involving a variable I have to come up with, do they?</p>
<p>Fingers crossed.</p>
<p>Sure, try your best, but seriously. How much emphasis do they put on an essay that you wrote before you took the class? You can always use your phone-a-friend lifeline…</p>
<p>I got my housing assignment. A single. It was my first choice, so yay.</p>
<p>Well. It’s a grade. So.</p>
<p>Mike, I hope things work out for you! Housing was really important to me, too. People say it doesn’t matter but uh…it does.</p>
<p>I will be living in a palace this year. LOL. I have a window seat and a bigass bay window in my room. Seriously.</p>
<p>The dorms at UChicago are way better than the dorms at other schools I visited. My single is the same size as a double at Case Western Reserve. I’m glad UChicago cares about its dorms.</p>
<p>I need to study a map of Chicago, so when people say, “I live in such and such suburb,” I know what they’re talking about.</p>
<p>Columbia Harvard Scripps Chicago Rice Vandy UTK</p>
<p>That’s in order of preference. But I suppose we all know where I’m going to end up.</p>
<p>That’s a good list. What happened to Northwestern? And what do you have against LACs? What about another Claremont?</p>
<p>More. Apply to more. You’ll want options.</p>
<p>I’m in dorm room limbo. I have to wait for, “processing” and such.</p>
<p>I’m also in girl limbo. The fact that I’m leaving in about five weeks makes simple things complicated. urgh.</p>
<p>7 is already too many. My guidance counselor’s head will explode. JUST EXCEPT IT.</p>
<p>I’m in boy limbo. But I’m also not. I’m in limbo limbo.</p>
<p>Brutal misuse of except.</p>
<p>Just remember I told you so in April.</p>
<p>You’re always in boy limbo, snoop. Does this one have an acronym?</p>
<p>No. And my essay writing has ruined my homophone tell apart-iness so I’m just going to leave it there to annoy the Nonexistent Northerner.</p>
<p>Now he’s no-acronym-boy, so NAB.</p>
<p>I’m internally conflicted, snoop. Conflicted, I tell you.</p>
<p>And the Northerner is probably out at some hipster show in Canadaland.</p>
<p>The Northerner is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient.</p>
<p>Beware.</p>
<p>Sure you are.</p>
<p>Okay, omniscience test. </p>
<p>As previously stated, I’m conflicted. Here are your two options,</p>
<p>1) Yeah, go for it. It could be fun.</p>
<p>2) No, it’s a bad idea, not with the timing of everything.</p>
<p>I’ll act upon your advice and then tell you how it turns out.</p>
<p>As I suspected, no omniscience in Canada. Probably not omnipotent or omnipresent, either.</p>