<p>The envelope my certificate came in was halfway open. Invest in tape, College Board.</p>
<p>I’m sure the Canadian pronounces Arctic Monkeys with an obnoxious French accent, it’s fun.</p>
<p>15 Kanye-related status updates, and only one about iCarly at the VMAs.</p>
<p>Mine was the one about iCarly.</p>
<p>I think my Princeton rejection letter was open completely when I got it.</p>
<p>Way to be original. And I missed all of it other than the clip I saw on the MTV website of Kanye. I giggled.</p>
<p>I’d say my entire news feed is just a liveblog of the VMAs. </p>
<p>Nice with the 1500 posts.</p>
<p>And, I’m going to cryptic and snoopy and say I had a crappy, crappy night.</p>
<p>1500 doesn’t spell anything cool in leet, so I don’t really care.</p>
<p>And I’m sure you did.</p>
<p>SINCE I’M THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT COMMITMENT ISSUES I GUESS I’LL POST ALL BY MY LONESOME.</p>
<p>“To help the reviewers get to know you, describe an experience you have had, a person who has influenced you, or an obstacle you have overcome. Explain why this is meaningful. Use your own words and limit your response to the space below.”</p>
<p>I’m going to just write something quick for my National Merit application. I think I’ll pick the influential person option; but who? I could go the ironically bland route and do someone like…Hillary Clinton, or I could go the doubly ironic cute/clever route and do…Harry Potter, or something like that. WHO SHOULD I CHOOSE? My counselor wants to send the stuff in on Saturday, so…hustle, folks.</p>
<p>Also, two girls who sit at my lunch table have swine flu. I expect to die soon, so pray to Allah or Jesus or Obama, infidels.</p>
<p>Taylor Swift, because she’s tall.</p>
<p>This just may be your longest post ever.</p>
<p>Glee is still awesome.</p>
<p>And I move on Sunday. Finally.</p>
<p>Pick a real person.</p>
<p>Beyonce.</p>
<p>If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.</p>
<p>Oh my god. I’m being serious. Oh my god. Realistic person.</p>
<p>And true that.</p>
<p>Kim Jong-il. Perfect.</p>
<p>He taught you that a little self-confidence goes a long way.</p>
<p>If you want to be sure to be a finalist, however, just write it about Michelle Obama. Srsly.</p>
<p>I like Michelle Obama. But not her. I wish I knew a little kid with cancer, that essay would be an award winner.</p>
<p>What about the girl who started the lemonade stands for cancer research? I don’t remember her name at the moment.</p>
<p>You could also pick a soldier story. Pat Tillman would be a good one.</p>
<p>Or I could pick MY FATHER. But I won’t.</p>
<p>I think I’ll just finish my real college essay this weekend and see if that’ll work for my NMS application. I think it will. I have a gimmick for it; I’m so lovable.</p>
<p>I think The Office has finally sort of, sort of redeemed itself.</p>
<p>Also, CC is stupid for thinking I would want to connect it with Facebook.</p>
<p>You and your hipster twop Office criticisms.</p>
<p>AND THANK YOU. Why would I connect two utter wastes of time?</p>
<p>To make one big waste of time?</p>
<p>I leave tomorrow morning. It really doesn’t feel real yet.</p>
<p>It’ll feel real when you’re up at 3 am sucking down Red Bulls and slim jims in an effort to finish a rhetorical analysis.</p>
<p>Not that I’d know, though, really.</p>
<p>if you are bored try this program, pretty funny to convert your friends photos into cartoons 
<a href=“http://sharefriends.us/PhotoToCartoon[/url]”>http://sharefriends.us/PhotoToCartoon</a></p>
<p>Ooh. Melikes fast internet. And my room seriously needs a paint job.</p>