The Cafe Watering Hole: PART DEUX

<p>Haha, I despise the writing in pitchfork, and a good portion of the music as well.</p>

<p>I just woke up. Always the sign of a good day, waking up after noon.</p>

<p>hehe, good morning then !</p>

<p>I watch Skins on BBC America, so they subtitle the extra British accents and censor it, for us delicate Americans.</p>

<p>I have to apply for UTK housing now unless I want to live on the first floor above the KFC and be subject to grease fire explosions, or something of that sort.</p>

<p>I saw it on BBC America as well. The extra British accent thing is why I lawled.</p>

<p>I don’t think I’ve ever slept past 11. And I hate doing that.</p>

<p>Snoop, apply for the room next to the janitor’s closet. It will smell like Pine Sol instead of grease.</p>

<p>What is the alcohol policy?
The University of Tennessee is a dry campus. In accordance with University regulations, serving, consuming, possession, being under influence or the display of an alcoholic beverage is not permitted.</p>

<p>Comedy gold.</p>

<p>[MTV</a> to remake E4 hit teen drama Skins for the US audience | Media | guardian.co.uk](<a href=“http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/aug/24/skins-us-remake-mtv]MTV”>MTV to remake E4 hit teen drama Skins for the US audience | MTV | The Guardian)</p>

<p>And my whole world just came crashing down.</p>

<p>I got my yearbook today, since my school does silly fall releases. Anyway…</p>

<p>I’M IN IT 23 TIMES.</p>

<p>I am officially back.</p>

<p>Rejoice as the reign of terror has ended.</p>

<p>What reign of terror would that be?</p>

<p>I saw Inglourious Basterds today. I love killing Hitler in historically incorrect ways.</p>

<p>Contrary to popular Canadian belief, the absence of Canadians does not create a horrific vacuum. But I was getting ready to comment on how empty the watering hole is.</p>

<p>Most of what makes Skins so fun is all the Britishness.</p>

<p>I’ve never watched Skins. No big.</p>

<p>Dexter is a fantastic show.</p>

<p>It’s funny to read my Facebook posts from a year ago. My social skills have apparently improved dramatically.</p>

<p>Origami is keeping me from going insane.</p>

<p>I make lucky stars when I’m bored.</p>

<p>I’m going to sanitize my Facebook one day. One day.</p>

<p>My favorite sci-fi drama is quickly becoming a clich</p>

<p>At least you don’t have 500.</p>

<p>HAHAHAHA.</p>

<p>You and your independent humor.</p>

<p>Mandarin is an awesome language for music. But I’m still learning French.</p>

<p>I went to a football game. Everything hurts.</p>

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<li><p>AP Scholar with Distinction.</p></li>
<li><p>I don’t know why the Arctic Monkeys are so popular.</p></li>
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<li><p>Oh?</p></li>
<li><p>I like the Arctic Monkeys. I discovered them when I was watching a random French interview with BB Brunes, and the lead singer said “Arctic Monkeys” with an obnoxious French accent.</p></li>
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