<p>You know what’s a b-tch? The fact that Brown is my second choice and has the same number of applications than Harvard. IT HAS MORE APPLICATIONS THAN PRINCETON, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO. I can only imagine what’s going on at Yale. I’m waiting for them to post their numbers… By Jove.</p>
<p>They always say by Jove in my Latin book.</p>
<p>I almost added Brown. But then I was all, I can’t go to the same school as Hermione, I’d be camping out in her dorm like all the time. For god’s sake, this is ridic. I thought it hit its ridic peak last year. It’s not just a Stanford Slaughter, it’s freaking Everywhere Slaughter For Perfectly Adequate Applicants.</p>
<p>Brown is so excellent, it’s a close second choice.</p>
<p>My top choice, on the other hand, created this on Friday: [YouTube</a> - That’s Why I Chose Yale](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk)</p>
<p>Watching that makes me sad. I mean, you have a shot at Yale, but I’m going to UT.</p>
<p>Real talk, trust.</p>
<p>Oh I suppose that’s true, except that the chances of my getting into Yale are like the chances of finding a needle in a haystack.</p>
<p>A haystack composed of overachievers, actually.</p>
<p>Also, don’t decide on where you’ll attend until you’ve gotten in everywhere. There is always room for surprise.</p>
<p>Schmurprise. </p>
<p>Also, I’ve decided not to think about college anymore, like ever again. Nope. I think I’ll think about…cookies. No, not cookies, I wrote about cookies. THE COLLEGE APPLICATION PROCESS HAS CORRUPTED ME.</p>
<p>You’d think that joining this infernal website as freshman would have prepared us for this.</p>
<p>Lies. It only gave us lies and branded us weird college-obsessed 14 year olds. We wasted four years of our lives only to land in uncertainty.</p>
<p>I just had one of my moments where I decided to not stress about how much work I have. So I’m eating Wheat Thins.</p>
<p>The world is going to hell. Massachusetts might elect a Republican senator. Conan is leaving.</p>
<p>I quit.</p>
<p>would it be considered spam in I just posted a reply without actually saying anything related to the conversation ?</p>
<p>I do that all the time. </p>
<p>I just toootttaaalllyyy bombed Math 2. Like, I’ll be lucky to get a 600. Ahaha. Bye Harvard.</p>
<p>Don’t worry, I did the same thing in October. :)</p>
<p>So I took the SAT I today and I feel like this is my best administration yet. I made a mistake in math (BECAUSE I MISREAD THE STUPID QUESTION) and 1-2 in CR, but I’m like 85% sure I’ll break 2300 this time, and like 50% sure I’ll break 2350. FINGERS CROSSED.</p>
<p>FINGERS CROSSED.</p>
<p>Conan is gone, I’m sad, the world keeps turning. No one anticipates my needs.</p>
<p>Conan wasn’t that great. He should’ve just stayed on his normal show.</p>
<p>I feel sorry for the Haitians.</p>
<p>
HEY. HEY. THERE’S A REASON I’M THE FUTURE HOLLYWOOD TYPE AND YOU’RE THE CANADIAN. DO NOT DISTURB THE ALREADY DELICATE BALANCE THAT EXISTS.</p>
<p>Everyone feels bad about Haiti, 'cept the 700 Club.</p>
<p>I like the song in the Dear John trailers. I think it’s Snow Patrol. I wonder what that says about me. Also, [I</a> don’t know](<a href=“http://batteryinyourleg.com/blog/2009/06/21/triumph-bonnaroo/]I”>http://batteryinyourleg.com/blog/2009/06/21/triumph-bonnaroo/) if you can see this in Canada, but you really only need to read the quote at the bottom.</p>
<p>I can see that, but I’m in too Canadian a mood to watch it right now, so I’ll see it tomorrow.</p>
<p>I DESPERATELY WANT TO GET INTO YALE, IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.</p>
<p>I DESPERATELY WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE NOT IN TENNESSEE, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW NOT FUNNY THAT IS. I have faith in you, me not so much. If Canada isn’t a member of Yale '14 I’ll bust a cap all up in their ivy business. </p>
<p>If I don’t get into, well, somewhere, I’ll bust a silent cap and go to UT. Sigh. </p>
<p>/emo</p>
<p>Okay, I have faith in you too, I mean 3.5 years of CC has to confer some sort of benefit in this infernal college admissions process.</p>
<p>Also, why don’t you go to Yale and start busting the caps now until they admit my sorry ass.</p>
<p>Seriously. I mean, okay, I haven’t heard of anyone else from Canada being deferred (I’ve only heard of rejections and like one acceptance so far) BUT WHY COULDN’T THEY JUST ACCEPT ME, WHY WHY WHY. It eats away at me and I just want to go there SO bad like you don’t even understand.</p>
<p>Also, you’re not going to UT. That just won’t happen, by Jove.</p>
<p>Let’s be honest now. It’s going to be UT or Vandy. Vandy is closer to my house than UT. And I don’t think the people at Vandy are my kind of people. Why would they want to be in Nashville for 5 years?! Why?!</p>
<p>But hopefully not. </p>
<p>I’m watching a Canadian movie.</p>