The Cafe Watering Hole: PART DEUX

<p>Sometimes I dislike kids that are solely interested in getting into Harvard and I feel like telling them that they barely have a shot at getting in.</p>

<p>I know a girl like that. Except, she has no shot in hell of going to Harvard, and I’m not exaggerating. I think she only likes it because it’s in Boston. idk.</p>

<p>I’m being mean, I think.</p>

<p>Probably. Who says that’s a bad thing?</p>

<p>9 minutes until Duke OMG.</p>

<p>Omg. I hope you get in.</p>

<p>I found out Scripps admissions went down to 30%.</p>

<p>OMG thanks. </p>

<p>And you’ll get into Scripps, no problem.</p>

<p>The Duke server is totally going to crash.</p>

<p>It probably will.</p>

<p>I need to come up with an ice breaker activity for next year’s incoming freshmen. Ridic.</p>

<p>Strip twister, they’ll get to know each other real well.</p>

<p>Gross.</p>

<p>I’m filling out an application for some little “leadership opportunity” for seniors who’ll mentor freshmen during advisory. But, I’d have to go freshmen orientation, which is two weeks after my surgery. Great.</p>

<p>Waitlisted. bleh. </p>

<p>Mentoring freshmen is annoying, don’t do it.</p>

<p>hey guys loosen up a bit
your stressing out too much</p>

<p>Aww. That sucks.</p>

<p>It probably will be, but. idk yet. I’ll have to talk to others about it.</p>

<p>My stressing out too much what?</p>

<p>I did some advising with freshman, they really seem like little kids. Kicking each other, running around, etc.</p>

<p>It’ll be a group of 20, with 4 mentors plus the teacher. Still. idk idk idk.</p>

<p>Rejected from Cal after a letter that heavily implied acceptance but…</p>

<p>Got into Northwestern!!! </p>

<p>Makes Cal seem like a joke now!</p>

<p>That’s really great! Congrats.</p>

<p>So my EFC is $40,000. I’m going to cry.</p>

<p>Mikeeee, congrats! *** is Duke’s problem? </p>

<p>Northwestern yaaaay! It reminds me of Mean Girls.</p>

<p>Thanks!!!</p>

<p>It’s in the same town as Mean Girls, lol.</p>

<p>I like Northwestern better than Duke anyways, it’s better for Econ and I have lots of friends that are staying in the city, so it would be fun.</p>

<p>Snoop, don’t lose hope. I got numbers ranging from 30,000 to 75,000 for those EFC calculators.</p>

<p>I knew it was in the same town as Mean Girls. Did you forget who I was? Omg.</p>

<p>PS: Will you help me stop sucking at Econ so I can get my MBA as planned?</p>

<p>My mother is asking why they should have to pay when I can just get scholarships and she’s too old to work anymore, but my dad is being really nice about it and said he sort of expected it because of his army pension and other savings.</p>

<p>Omg if you go to Northwestern and I go to Northwestern omg hijinks.</p>

<p>So sorry, Jolie, I forgots. Yes, I can help you with Econ.</p>

<p>Snooooop, wherever I go you’re applying. Hijinks will most certainly ensue.</p>