<p>JB!!! Nice work, kid!</p>
<p>Asian twins+JB+“personal tour”=lulz</p>
<p>lol you’re right.</p>
<p>My head feels heavy.</p>
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<p>■■■■■. Ew asian twins.</p>
<p>Also, snoopy…*** borrowed mascara? Do you want to die?</p>
<p>Why would you borrow mascara? Unless you have blond eyelashes, which I doubt due to your half-Asianness, no one really cares that your eyelashes are extra long and luscious. At least I wouldn’t care.</p>
<p>The Asian twins were slightly hip. I saw other people who were way more hip. But since they were Canadian, the twins kept talking “aboat” things. It was comical.</p>
<p>I’m trying to pick out dorms, so I’ll be ready if the financial aid is good. I can’t really decide what I want. I’m kind of partial to the really old ones. Hopefully those are easier to get because they aren’t air conditioned, and I don’t really care about that. Air conditioned buildings are always freezing cold.</p>
<p>Wow, it’s been awhile… We already have a Part 2???</p>
<p>Whoa the two graduates have returned at the same time.</p>
<p>How ballin’ are you feelin’, sheed?</p>
<p>My friends made me into a whore last night, and since I don’t have mascara of my own, they put it on me. And now I have a fever.</p>
<p>That sounds intensely unpleasant.</p>
<p>I went to my racist uncle’s house tonight.</p>
<p>It kind of was.</p>
<p>And does your racist uncle approve of your big city aspirations?</p>
<p>I can feel your halo halo halo.</p>
<p>Also, I think I’m impervious to Nyquil.</p>
<p>Haha, not really. Neither do my parents, really. My dad kept complaining about the Chicago traffic, and it honestly wasn’t bad at all. Then he also kept complaining about how expensive it is to park, and how far away it is in general. It’s three and a half hours to the university.</p>
<p>I don’t need that stuff to have a good time.</p>
<p>Pretty damn ballin’ snoopy, pretty damn ballin…</p>
<p>How’s everyone’s college acceptances and stuff going?</p>
<p>and joli, you on spring break?</p>
<p>I forget, where do you go, sheed? Or is it secret like Jolie?</p>
<p>Chicago traffic, puh. Is it as bad as Atlanta?</p>
<p>I’ve never been to Atlanta, but it’s probably pretty similar. The people here say it’s like New York City, though I have my doubts. As previously stated, there are plenty of people here who absolutely will not drive in Chicago.</p>
<p>I think I’ve picked out my dorms. This is going to be so bad if finaid is bad.</p>
<p>I concur. But don’t worry now.</p>
<p>It’s March 29 and there’s five inches of snow on the ground. ■■■.</p>
<p>There was a tornado yesterday, northern pansies.</p>
<p>Tornadoes are for sissies. </p>
<p>We should have let the South go when we had the chance.</p>
<p>Really? You “should of”? Should of?</p>
<p>I have no idea what you’re talking about. Besides, shoulda, should of, should have, debemos, it’s all the same thing.</p>