<p>You’ll have to tell me when you get there.</p>
<p>BK, because Chipotle doesn’t exist in Tennizzle.</p>
<p>Today at 15:25, I was putting stickers on twenty-two assorted twelve-inch clocks.</p>
<p>I’m getting close to the climax in my novel. The problem is that I don’t know what the climax is yet.</p>
<p>That’s what she said.</p>
<p>Sorry.</p>
<p>If she said that, she needs to be admitted.</p>
<p>Perhaps.</p>
<p>I say that’s what she said too much.</p>
<p>That’s so 2007.</p>
<p>Your mom is so 2007.</p>
<p>[What</a>. The. ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ href=“http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/09/brown-asian-names/]What”>http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/09/brown-asian-names/)</p>
<p>Outrage of the day.</p>
<p>Great meatballs. That’s stupid. There are bass ackwards conservatives around here like that. When I interviewed one of the class valedictorians for her senior profile for the newspaper, I asked her what she would change about the world. Her answer? “I would make everyone believe in God.”</p>
<p>My Chinese friend wanted to pick an American first name. Her name isn’t really hard to pronounce, but she maintains that none of us get the inflections right. I’ve failed to come up with anything thus far.</p>
<p>Something that sounds similar, or has the same first sound, maybe.</p>
<p>I know people that sound just like your valedictorian.</p>
<p>We have a triumvirate of valedictorians. All of us have 4.0s, and we’re all vastly different. One is the aforementioned blond-haired blue-eyed tall girl who never does anything wrong. She also has the perfect social life, and she plays piano better than I do.</p>
<p>I’m another one. You know enough about me, since I never shut up.</p>
<p>The third is the Chinese girl. She actually came from China; she’s not a second-generation child or anything. So she’s really Chinese. I have yet to figure out why she’s here. Her mom is an accountant who is way overqualified for any jobs here. It’s an intriguing question.</p>
<p>…I think eight of the top ten in my class are girls.</p>
<p>I need to find a picture of something interesting.</p>
<p>In my experience, the average girl is more intelligent than the average guy.</p>
<p>I don’t understand why I’m learning about gravitons when they haven’t even been proven to exist.</p>
<p>Also, organic chemistry sucks.</p>
<p>I told you 'bout strawberry fields, you know, the place where nothing is real.</p>
<p>lol you and your taking of chemistry seriously.</p>
<p>In my experience, averageness is equal.</p>
<p>The most my school addresses in orgo is photosynthesis and the Krebs cycle. I really don’t even know what all organic chemistry entails.</p>
<p>That’s biochemistry.</p>
<p>I love chemistry. It’s my favourite subject. Some aspects of it suck, though.</p>
<p>Haha. Favourite.</p>
<p>That just confirms that my school does nothing with organic chemistry. I’m good at proving points.</p>
<p>lol chemistry.</p>
<p>My weekend is going to be hell. I refuse to acknowledge today as part of my weekend, because that means I would’ve had to do something productive.</p>
<p>Organic chemistry isn’t really done in high schools that much. I only do it 'cause of the IB.</p>
<p>IB is kind of ridiculous.</p>
<p>I watched Zack and Miri Make a Porno today.</p>