<p>I’d flourish in philosophy. I’m good at making up random BS that sounds intelligent and cohesive. On my silly Shakespeare feminist paper, I had about three sentences of actual arguments. The rest of the paper was a successful attempt to say the same things in forty different ways. I got a 100 on the paper.</p>
<p>My eye keeps twitching. Stress.</p>
<p>Repetition can cost you as many as 5 out of 40 points on ToK essays.</p>
<p>Not knowing calculus can cause you to fail the ap test.</p>
<p>It can cost that much on my English essays too. But there are ways around it.</p>
<p>Lol. Take a philosophy class in college.</p>
<p>My English teacher greatly prefers Oxford to Webster, and today I asked her why. “Webster is American.”</p>
<p>lolamericanbias.</p>
<p>I need motivation.</p>
<p>My Oxford Spanish dictionary rocks my socks. I have no opinion on English dictionaries.</p>
<p>Do you have Acad</p>
<p>That’s a lie. Hollywood doesn’t like yellow or brown people.</p>
<p>Nice try, though.</p>
<p>My UChicago counselor has failed to return any of my emails. Srsly.</p>
<p>Memorial Day basically can’t come fast enough.</p>
<p>I say srsly in my head as sersely. I like it much better.</p>
<p>I want the next ten days to go as slowly as possible.</p>
<p>I say sersely too.</p>
<p>I just realized that I have a ton of writing to do tonight.</p>
<p>Dictionaries of the Acad</p>
<p>srsly?</p>
<p>If you can read this, well done. But can you replicate?</p>
<p>srsly.</p>
<p>Of course I can.</p>
<p>I’m reliving my childhood right now.</p>
<p>Is that annoyingly vague enough?</p>
<p>Religion totally baffles me. Maybe I can have a dream that will sort it all out for me.</p>
<p>The woes of highlighting when one reads online.</p>
<p>From now on, we should be really ridiculous and annoying and only type like this.</p>
<p>Then I’m done. That’s the motivation I needed.</p>
<p>That’s what I thought. Softy.</p>