<p>My novel has officially reached novella status in length. Since I’m already over the minimum page requirement, I should just say an atomic bomb killed everyone, the end.</p>
<p>I need to decide what I’m going to do on the school-sponsored senior skip day next week. The official activity is to go to a water park, but those are disgusting, so I’m opting to do something else. I just have to decide what.</p>
<p>Titrations are Beelzebub’s creation.</p>
<p>One of the questions on a Macbeth quiz I had asked “Who is Beelzebub?” and I was the only one in my group to get it right. It was MULTIPLE CHOICE. Lame.</p>
<p>You think you’re getting close to the equivalence point so you make the silly burette drip slower and then you die of impatience and speed everything up, and then you pass the equivalence point.</p>
<p>Sucks.</p>
<p>EXACTLY. Pale pink my foot. Didn’t see nothin’. Eff you, titration.</p>
<p>It’s really, like, an eighth of a drop that makes the difference. So ridiculous.</p>
<p>Only once in my life have I perfectly titrated something. Once.</p>
<p>Psh. I don’t even know what an equivalence point is. Yay for sucky chemistry curricula.</p>
<p>I think I should do my graduation speech on dreams. You know, night dreams, and then future dreams. Sound good?</p>
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<p>I can’t even…</p>
<p>haha.</p>
<p>I’ve decided to put off studying.</p>
<p>I’m so weak. Instead of doing homework, I priced airline tickets to France. Round trip for $624. Not too bad.</p>
<p>I have a presentation in ToK tomorrow about the extent to which the possession of knowledge creates ethical responsibility. Eh.</p>
<p>It creates responsibility. However, as I can demonstrate to you, it does not ensure ethical behavior.</p>
<p>Your demonstration is impertinent and off topic.</p>
<p>I had an argument with my government teacher today, over a test question. It was mostly just for the sake of having an argument. I didn’t win.</p>
<p>I just came up with the best way to ask a girl to prom.</p>
<p>I like the word impertinent.</p>
<p>What’s the best way to ask a girl to prom? “Will you go to prom with me?” srsly. Never just ask if she’s going to prom. Just be straight. Ugh.</p>
<p>Your topic makes me think of Spiderman, yak.</p>
<p>It’s an inside joke, don’t worry about it. If you really want to know, pm me. And you can’t just ask a girl to prom, at least not here. That’s not how it works.</p>
<p>I’m a bitter old hag, is all.</p>
<p>Batman’s voice is kind of ridiculous.</p>
<p>Snoopyiscool, Saturday morning is looming.</p>
<p>I think it’s stupid that the SAT starts at 8 AM. The last time I was up that early on a Saturday was on January 24, when I took the SAT. Normally, I sleep till like 12:30. Ridic.</p>