<p>I GIVE UP I CAN’T DO THIS THE TENNIZZLER ADMITS DEFEAT</p>
<p>At least my SAT II scores will be bangin’.</p>
<p>I could probably help you with some chemistry, if you need it.</p>
<p>I finished The Handmaid’s Tale today and it was thoroughly disappointing.</p>
<p>It’s more of a general “■■■ when did i learn this what does it meann”, but I’ll ask you if any specific questions come up, generous Canadian.</p>
<p>I picture you as nothing but the second largest country by landmass with a mouth and glasses and Italian last name. I believe I am accurate.</p>
<p>I normally don’t wear glasses. So, slightly off.</p>
<p>I didn’t know about the Italian last name. I would have guessed a Croatian name. But that is a silly assumption to make.</p>
<p>You left out the overconfidence part. The Canadian is one of the most confident people I’ve artificially met. I guess that’s really a good thing. I wish I had more confidence in what I do. I used to have lots of confidence, and then it all went away my junior year.</p>
<p>I used to be really confident and then I became really unconfident and then I went back to being confident again. But, thanks.</p>
<p>It’s 11:11 make a wish.</p>
<p>I’m a box of confidence cereal.</p>
<p>Says the one who thinks she is going to fail every test on the planet.</p>
<p>I was going to work on a paper, and then I had to go outside and work for an hour. Bleck.</p>
<p>Cereal boxes aren’t very sturdy, though, are they? See? My metaphor has layers.</p>
<p>Your mom has layers.</p>
<p>Ooohhhhhh.</p>
<p>2003 must have come to Canada a bit late.</p>
<p>You are a hoot.</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>You will all regret everything.</p>
<p>When you conquer the smoldering remains of a nuclear holocaust?</p>
<p>Calculus on Wednesday. Failure on Wednesday. Linear relationship.</p>
<p>We have karaoke for “empty orchestra,” and karate for “empty hand.” What’s the Japanese term for “empty threat?”</p>
<p>A girl who graduated from my school last year, and who’s now at a fundie college somewhere in Wisconsin, put on her Facebook status that she’s obeying and submitting to authority. What kind of a status is that? I’m a bit flabbergasted.</p>
<p>That’s…weird…</p>
<p>calculus fail.</p>
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<p>That was a question on the IB exam in philosophy from 2005.</p>
<p>Would you like to trade?</p>
<p>Sure. I like that question.</p>
<p>That’s pretty intense. The kids in my English class (mostly the boys) complain when they have to examine the psychological intentions of the characters in a book. So explaining the truth in religion is a bit beyond their level.</p>
<p>But that does sound fun.</p>
<p>I had an awesome calculus party tonight. All we do in school in May in Ohio is party.</p>