<p>I don’t fear anything, Canadian. I just like the people that go to UT. </p>
<p>But don’t worry. I know where I’m applying.</p>
<p>I am sick of the people who go to Canada.</p>
<p>Like draft dodgers? Immigrants? Movie stars? Elaborate.</p>
<p>I’m not doing any French this summer. I think I should brush up my Spanish grammar, since I’m otherwise proficient. I should be able to test out of the language requirement, which won’t really mean much if I’m taking another language anyway. But it will prove my 1337N335.</p>
<p>Should that be 1337N355?</p>
<p>I want to take French and English lit classes in college, along with Japanese, Spanish, and German classes. But that won’t happen.</p>
<p>This summer, I plan on restarting (and this time actually finishing) Brave New World, reading Joyce’s Ulysses, Camus’ La Peste, Jose Saramago’s Blindness, Flaubert’s Madame Bovary, and Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment. That is all I will plan to do, or I will get nothing done.</p>
<p>I bet I can write the letter epsilon better than either of you.</p>
<p>That’s something to be proud of.</p>
<p>My summer assignments for AP Lit are on Crime and Punishment and Lord of the Flies.</p>
<p>Lord of the Flies sucks.</p>
<p>I know.</p>
<p>I’m almost a grownup.</p>
<p>No. You are but four years old because of your unfortunate birthday.</p>
<p>Um. Four and a quarter. So. Ooh.</p>
<p>The day the words to an Avril Lavigne song are applicable to my life is the day I regress to 12. Oh god. I’m 12. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, CANADA?</p>
<p>Avril Lavigne sucks and is the root of all Canadian pride. </p>
<p>Hmm…</p>
<p>Ergo… .</p>
<p>Ergo YOUR MOM.</p>
<p>Ohh.</p>
<p>Oh ****.</p>
<p>I had an epiphany about a month ago. I wasn’t sure at first, but I definitely did.</p>
<p>Ergo is Latin. Latin is on Friday. Oh god.</p>
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<p>Haha, yeah, I guess that sort of defeats my argument. Fail.</p>
<p>I’m sure you’re just terrible at Latin.</p>
<p>Do they teach you Latin pronunciation too? The people I’ve heard saying Latin stuff always say it with a really thick American accent.</p>
<p>lol no. When we translate we say it out loud, but not for practice or anything.</p>
<p>Tomorrow I’ll start cramming for AP chem that’s what she said.</p>
<p>That makes Latin that much more pointless.</p>
<p>I think I will change US society to speak Esperanto when I become dictator.</p>
<p>…I could learn Esperanto this summer. Should I?</p>
<p>I think drawing might be better.</p>
<p>How does one go about learning how to draw? Just practice doing it?</p>
<p>No. Esperanto. Ever.</p>
<p>I’m a terrible person to ask for drawing advice. I can only draw stick people and Kanye West bears.</p>
<p>I’m asking Mike and the Canadian. Mike because he knows how to draw, and the Canadian because he says he knows.</p>
<p>I suppose Esperanto is almost as pointless as Latin. Almost.</p>