<p>Of course she is. And Michael and Holly are the new Jim and Pam.</p>
<p>Haha, studying. HAHA.</p>
<p>This is ridic.</p>
<p>So I broke my phone and now I’m using this ghetto old one and when it’s next to my computer whenever I’m about to get a text the page scrolls up. But, correlation is not causation. Conundrum.</p>
<p>Can you die of boredom?</p>
<p>It’s nice to be done with my grad party, except I still have to send out dozens of thank you notes. And I still haven’t started that stupid speech that’s due Wednesday.</p>
<p>Thank you notes. Haha. You should get a head start on being a rude big city resident.</p>
<p>Fake school tomorrow.</p>
<p>“To what extent should a law deterrent by means of punishment?”</p>
<p>■■■.</p>
<p>“‘Introspection is an illusion of the mind. It has no validity.’ Discuss.”</p>
<p>■■■.</p>
<p>I have fake school the rest of the week. All I really have left to do is turn in my textbooks. And write the stupid speech.</p>
<p>I just have to turn in my Latin books.</p>
<p>My life is great right now. I just have to get my license, which will be in a week and two days.</p>
<p>Great Flying Spaghetti Monster. Where the hell was Wolfram Alpha during calculus this year? Geez Louise.</p>
<p>Is that…good? Or bad?</p>
<p>It’s awesome.</p>
<p>It’s a “where the eff was Wolfram Alpha when I was sweating through calculus?”</p>
<p>I’m going to BE a movie producer with vast mathematical knowledge. MY BAD</p>
<p>But limited knowledge of linking verbs?</p>
<p>I got a roll of presidential dollars for graduation. That was a really good idea.</p>
<p>My Big Fat Greek Wedding is annoying after awhile. And yes.</p>
<p>I think I should start my speech, “We are gathered here today…”</p>
<p>No?</p>
<p>Sure.</p>
<p>MWAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>We are gathered here today sounds like a wedding. You need to say something more like Obama would. In fact, copy Obama’s speech at Notre Dame.</p>
<p>VENKAT I may go to UT without a fight.</p>
<p>A boy is going there. Oh Snoop.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Matt Costa - These Arms Music Millennium](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeCULnKfuZA]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeCULnKfuZA)</p>
<p>You’re welcome.</p>
<p>The first time I heard a recording of him, I thought he was singing in Spanish.</p>
<p>Don’t judge me, Chicagoan. I have a whole year to regret any decisions I have not yet made.</p>
<p>The Canadian would like Matt Costa because he’s just like Jack Johnson in that he puts me to sleep. jkjkjk</p>
<p>No more school.</p>