The Cafe Watering Hole: PART DEUX

<p>I just drank two yoohoo box thingies. i forgot how delicious those things were!</p>

<p>The Canadian would like Matt Costa if he didn’t suck. Matt Costa, not the Canadian.</p>

<p>I don’t know what a Yoohoo box is.</p>

<p>I feel marginally more prepared for my philosophy exams than I did two days ago. But that doesn’t mean I’m prepared.</p>

<p>My first exam starts at 1 on Thursday, and I plan on waking up at around 8 in order to cram. But the results of SAT Chem will be posted online on Thursday, which is potentially very dangerous. I could either get a good score and begin to feel invincible, and consequently fail my exam, or I could get a low score and begin to feel sorry for myself, and consequently fail my exam. I may postpone going on the Collegeboard’s site until Saturday. Hmm.</p>

<p>lol italics.</p>

<p>Yoohoo is choco milk, duh. Also, I decided I like saying choco more than chocolate.</p>

<p>Choco is what idiots say. :O</p>

<p>School doesn’t end in Canadia until a month from now. Damn you, America.</p>

<p>I have a fake exam Thursday morning. But no school for the next two days.</p>

<p>I have to go shopping tomorrow.</p>

<p>I have my Spanish interview tomorrow morning. I’m going to be really bad at it, but so will everyone else.</p>

<p>Stand By Me is my new favorite movie.</p>

<p>[YouTube</a> - John Lennon stand by me](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_ghOG9JQM]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_ghOG9JQM)</p>

<p>Unless that was the movie you were referring to, you are unworthy.</p>

<p>I am skipping school tomorrow in order to study for the mental suicide that will be my IB exams.</p>

<p>You are unworthy. And hip.</p>

<p>Robin Sparkles.</p>

<p>Can you just skip school like that in Canada? The police come after us if we do that. But faking sick is okay.</p>

<p>My interview could have been worse. It was really short. The guy seemed impressed. I think.</p>

<p>What’s the difference between skipping and faking sick if you’re just going to be at home?</p>

<p>I’m not allowed to skip school, duh. But that doesn’t keep me from doing it.</p>

<p>You need to step out of your Ohioan box.</p>

<p>Well, one must have an excuse to skip school. Such as faking sick.</p>

<p>I’m too boring to skip school.</p>

<p>My speech is coming slowly. I have to turn it in tomorrow.</p>

<p>You don’t understand the concept of skipping. If you have an excuse, or if you attempt to put one together, it no longer qualifies as skipping. Skipping is when you’re tired of hearing your teacher ramble about Kant and choose not to go to school for the purpose of getting ice cream or going to H&M.</p>

<p>So you just don’t go? That would so not work here. The school has called the house looking for me before when I’ve actually been at school and just somehow missed attendance. There’s no way I’d ever get away with that here. But it does sound fun.</p>

<p>My school calls home too, but only if you miss first period. And I never miss first period. Besides, my parents are super reasonable and they trust me with everything concerning my education, and I’ve been open to them about skipping a number of times in the past and they’ve been fine with it. So long as it “doesn’t have an impact on my marks.”</p>

<p>Or you can try to do all the things Ferris did. That’s always fun.</p>

<p>In that case, I could probably get away with skipping a few miscellaneous periods. They take attendance first period and again after lunch, so I’d have to be there at those times. My Spanish teacher always takes his own attendance, whether he shows it to anyone or not. My calculus class only has eight students in it, so that would be hard to skip. So I could realistically skip only four periods a day, and they’re not consecutive.</p>

<p>But I’m basically done with school now. Since I don’t have exams, I can pretty much skip whenever I want tomorrow, which is the last day.</p>

<p>My school calls home when you miss first period. And the only people that bring in notes and stuff to excuse absences are the people who have already missed too many days. So.</p>

<p>Glee is my new favorite show.</p>

<p>I wanted to watch that. Is it on Hulu? It takes place near here.</p>