<p>March Madness is my nemesis. Don’t bring that isht up while I lurk omg.</p>
<p>Congrats, though! I’m excited to hear when you know from eeeeveryone!</p>
<p>Thanks, I’ll know everything by gulp next Tuesday!</p>
<p>You have to embrace March Madness, Jolie, it’s part of the culture. </p>
<p>So how are all of the crazy frat parties that you have undoubtedly been attending?</p>
<p>That falls under the grey area of topics I cannot discuss because I now work for admissions at my respective (SECRET) school. (:</p>
<p>But I have stories. Ahem.</p>
<p>Will you join a frat, Mike? A frat with step teams like in Stomp The Yard?</p>
<p>A frat? Unlikely. A step team? We’ll see.</p>
<p>So you work in admissions now? Doesn’t that make you, like, CC God material?</p>
<p>Step teams are sooooo coooooooool omg. And you probably will join a frat. People said I would join a sorority and I was like Uh, not me but I saw the error of my ways. It depends on how heavy the presence is at your school though.</p>
<p>And yes, I am CC God material. But I don’t hold a lot of significant influence yet. I just do tours and panels and whatnot. And I know secrets. But that’s about it.</p>
<p>I’ve spent quite a bit of time at big ten, frat-heavy schools this year, and let me tell you, it’s not my scene. I don’t really like being told what to do, so I’d never even make it through initiation. And the people hooking up in my bed all of the time, not for me. </p>
<p>Apartment+Friends in good frats is definitely the best option.</p>
<p>I’m sleepy, and I have to play two games of your least favorite sport tomorrow, good night.</p>
<p>Why are you playing football in March?</p>
<p>I definitely wouldn’t be in a sorority at a big state school, omg. No.</p>
<p>My school has a step team.</p>
<p>Of course it does. </p>
<p>I wish I had gone to a cool high school.</p>
<p>My high isn’t cool, see. It’s ghetto.</p>
<p>Last year my school’s step team did a routine to soulja boy’s “crank dat” at a Pepfest. It was an epic fail.</p>
<p>I love our step team. They’re catchy.</p>
<p>^ I can bet that they’re like 1000x better than ours. Are you a fan of David Bowie?</p>
<p>I was. Now only kind of. But I do like that song.</p>
<p>Why do I fail at life? Is a 3.5 and a 3.7 high enough?</p>
<p>More than. Are you a junior?</p>
<p>No, I’m a sophomore.</p>
<p>Then you’re fine.</p>
<p>according to CC standards a 3.5 is low.</p>
<p>I love Lady GaGa and 3oh!3</p>
<p>Yikes.</p>
<p>I want to be reincarnated as Mariah Carey and Ludacris’ baby.</p>