<p>I watch the news in the morning while I eat breakfast, and I saw snippets of her speech. It didn’t look very interesting and she has an annoying accent. God.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, yesterday morning, there was a thing in the news about some ridiculous spaghetti eating contest in Ohio. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. </p>
<p>Oh and also, the Toronto International Film Festival > Spaghetti eating contests.</p>
<p>I have to say I’m jealous, Canadian. Chicago’s film festival isn’t any good.</p>
<p>She has an annoying accent??? Hahaha. I was just going to say she talks like a Canadian. You know, the Newfoundland kind.</p>
<p>Toledo doesn’t have a film festival. That’s probably a good thing. It would just turn into some sort of white supremacist riot.</p>
<p>She sounds like a very mild version of the people in Fargo.</p>
<p>No, she isn’t quite as annoying as the Newfies are. But she’s from Alaska, so.</p>
<p>I was just looking at my philosophy textbook and my teacher is one of the authors. Wow. She never even mentioned it.</p>
<p>Watching the news so much (read: three hours every day) has corrupted me. I’ve pretty much lost all my regional accent quirks, and I can speak at 90 mph (145 kph for you Canadians). For instance, I no longer do that sentence-end preposition thing like the people in Ohio do (Where are my keys at?) I also don’t have the flat nasal vowels anymore. I talk like news people now. I think it intimidates people at school.</p>
<p>Wow, rocker, that’s pretty weird. She probably didn’t want to seem too egotistical. And how would that look, if everyone knew that she’s teaching from her own book? Of course it makes sense, but it is rather self-centered.</p>
<p>My textbooks are all lame middle school textbooks. I’m pretty sure a sixth grader could understand what’s in my US Government book. A sixth grader could probably learn all the material, too.</p>
<p>I speak fast naturally. And I don’t have an accent. </p>
<p>People here end sentences in prepositions as a joke. I didn’t think people really did that.</p>
<p>edit: No, it doesn’t work that way here. The ministry of education approves one or two textbooks to be used for a specific class, and public schools have to use the approved textbooks. And I doubt there’s more than one approved philosophy textbook.</p>
<p>Haha, I say, “Where you at?” all the time. Verbs are for squares.</p>
<p>My math teacher is old and can’t teach well and gets confused and stands in front of his writing on the board.</p>
<p>I also say waddaya.</p>
<p>what grade are you guys in?</p>
<p>
I say my a’s nasally for no reason at all, as in “Oh my gad!”. I sound like I’m from Michigan sometimes. And I can sound ghetto with scarily little effort if I wanted. But I don’t have an accent. Mhm.</p>
<p>Newfies?</p>
<p>A newfie is a dog. A big dog.</p>
<p>I’m a senior, FCCV.</p>
<p>I’m a junior.</p>
<p>The frak kind of name is Track? Trig?</p>
<p>Alaskan names?</p>
<p>So tell me what you want what you really really want
I wanna I wanna,I wanna I wanna I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.</p>
<p>Even when I was little I thought that song was dirty.</p>
<p>Oh, spice girlz.</p>
<p>I should do homework. I have a lot for the first time this year and it sucks.</p>
<p>I have a lot too. But oh well.</p>
<p>It’s funny how Palin’s audience are creaming themselves every other word. Seriously.</p>
<p>Those awkward pauses where she reads on her script “wait for audience applause” are painful.</p>
<p>Did you see her jackass husband stand up and wave at everyone for like 5 minutes when he was mentioned?</p>
<p>Course. </p>
<p>omg ill totally veto stuff omg my private jet is gone. HAHAHA topical humor is so relevant to me.</p>