<p>Hey my son’s in the military look at me building my ethos I’m a bulldog with lipstick tehehe reformer reformer that’s what I am I reform things America America I’m an American more buzzwords this country my country family values down to earth wacky like everyone else America America Dems hate it I love it.</p>
<p>That was her entire speech. I should be a professional summarizer.</p>
<p>I’m done. I can’t get past part 4. I just can’t.</p>
<p>Some fake hipster stoners at my school made a list of “78 lies Obama has told.” And I just looked at them. And then they said something about hardcore. And I walked away. God.</p>
<p>The hipsters and the stoners are two distinct groups at my school and neither of them have the initiative or the capacity to make such a list.</p>
<p>Wanna be a – baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades – on the Impala
A caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY
But there’s got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!
A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH</p>
<p>You know how I do.</p>
<p>In calculus we’re having a test tomorrow over chapter p. As in the preview chapter. …</p>
<p>Sounds rough.</p>
<p>I have a quiz on projection of vectors in 3 space, planes and quadric surfaces in 3 space, and vector valued functions on Monday. I will fail.</p>
<p>Have fun with that.</p>
<p>Gummy bears are delicious.</p>
<p>Of course they are.</p>
<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUPp5YjbSdQ]catchy[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUPp5YjbSdQ]catchy[/url</a>]</p>
<p>That is five different kinds of awesome.</p>
<p>I have politics on the brain. And calculus is depressingly dull.</p>
<p>You want more interesting math? Prove this for me.</p>
<p>cos(a)^2+cos(b)^2+cos(c)^2=1 where a and b and c are directional angles for vector v.</p>
<p>Have fun.</p>
<p>I’m good.</p>
<p>I can never get into remixes if I’ve heard the original.</p>
<p>If you haven’t heard the original, it’s not really a remix to you.</p>
<p>That stupid justice song with all the little kids singing is stuck in my head.</p>
<p>Little kids singing makes me think of Mango Pickle Down River.</p>
<p>Like the Paper Planes Lil Wayne remix. It sounded like Paper Planes with Lil Wayne rapping in the middle.</p>
<p>OMG why did you have to introduce me to that? Ugh.</p>
<p>Are you going to watch McCain tonight?</p>
<p>What? The Lil Wayne remix? Bah.</p>
<p>I’ll watch McCain while studying for apush.</p>
<p>How appropriate. </p>
<p>My gym teacher is actually a really smart, helpful guy. I wonder how that happened.</p>
<p>Someone somewhere was whacked with a baseball bat?</p>
<p>If I wasn’t full of gummy bears I’d want some ramen and a steak sandwich. Yup.</p>
<p>That’s nice.</p>
<p>Freshmen are awkward by definition.</p>
<p>Freshman? Really??</p>
<p>Dear God. I’ve turned into a Canadian.</p>
<p>I have no idea what you’re talking about.</p>
<p>And yes, you are. Pretty soon you’ll move to Toronto and start studying French and Philosophy.</p>
<p>Canada, Snoop. Canada. Not a Canadian. I am a whole entity and you can’t just divide me at your convenience.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, I’m mad at Max Brod for publishing Kafka’s manuscripts after Kafka explicitly requested that he destroy all of them.</p>