<p>GO
BEARS!!!</p>
<p>DA Bears. I’ve decided my teams this year will be the Bears and the Steelers. </p>
<p>I’m watching the VMAs just because I can.</p>
<p>Shouldn’t you be a Titans fan? </p>
<p>Canadian, I just decided you can be a Bears fan. The only qualifications are eating polish sausages and yelling “DA BEARS!”</p>
<p>I’m not really a fan. I watch out of convenience. But I do this thing where I pick a new team every year. </p>
<p>I like kielbasa for breakfast.</p>
<p>Fair enough. Too bad the bears are going to get crushed today.</p>
<p>I’m so behind.</p>
<p>The VMAs are making me lose brain cells.</p>
<p>You can keep your brain cells as long as you maintain a hipster-like ironic detachment. The trade off is you lose a tiny part of your soul.</p>
<p>Good enough.</p>
<p>John Madden is just silly.</p>
<p>^You’re talking like the Canadian too.</p>
<p>That reminds me of Mad TV. Good times.</p>
<p>Michaels and Madden. </p>
<p>JABBAWOCKEEZZ.</p>
<p>You’ve never heard me talk. Oh snap.</p>
<p>You said “silly.” If you haven’t noticed, that is the Canadian’s favorite word.</p>
<p>Tomorrow I have to deal with the grumpy librarian first thing in the morning. Yay.</p>
<p>CSI is like the British empire.</p>
<p>I typed silly.</p>
<p>Verizon has a nice selection.</p>
<p>Does that mean that CSI will be come hopelessly futile in the near future?</p>
<p>It’s everywhere. All day. And probably.</p>
<p>Forte looks good.</p>
<p>Russell Brand is alright.</p>