<p>Forgetting Sarah Marshall was too funny.</p>
<p>Ehhh as he goes on.</p>
<p>The defense is so slow this year.</p>
<p>I wish there were more hours in the day. I could be so much more productive if I had four more hours every day. Does anyone know a good physicist so we can arrange that?</p>
<p>I want the Blitz.</p>
<p>Lol, snoop, what the hell does that even mean?</p>
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<p>Jeez.</p>
<p>Could you have picked a girlier phone?</p>
<p>I could’ve, but I didn’t. </p>
<p>All the girls at my school have the glyde or the chocolate.</p>
<p>The glyde is pretty popular here. </p>
<p>Go to the College Admissions section and read the NAMBLA thread. It’s absurd.</p>
<p>North American Man Boy Love Association? I didn’t realize it was that popular.</p>
<p>I really like the glyde, but since everyone and their mother has it, not so much.</p>
<p>Well. Lil Wayne is a show.</p>
<p>Lil Wayne is just no. That’s the best way I can describe him.</p>
<p>I can see why everybody at my school omgloves him.</p>
<p>I like Chris Brown more than I should. Like, I can’t stop listening to Forever.</p>
<p>It’s because you’re a girl. It’s unavoidable.</p>
<p>Chris Brown’s pretty good.</p>
<p>I s’pose.</p>
<p>Paramore is from Tennessee. Make the necessary conclusions.</p>
<p>I’m going to conclude that you dress like the lead singer.</p>
<p>That would be festive, wouldn’t it?</p>
<p>I also like Rihanna.</p>
<p>I like Rihanna music videos. You can make the necessary conclusions.</p>
<p>Jesus, mike. Jesus.</p>
<p>omg slash is onstage omg. Shia Lebeouf looks perplexed.</p>