<p>Who will cut our hair when we’re gone?</p>
<p>You should all revel in the lo-fi awesomeness of The Unicorns.</p>
<p>My physics online class is excruciatingly easy. I am allotted an hour and 10 minutes to review Newton’s 3 laws. I could do that in 10 minutes.</p>
<p>I don’t mind take home tests.</p>
<p>I already do revel, Canadian.</p>
<p>You know, if you say lo-fi again it’ll make you sound like a pretentious Canadian hipster.</p>
<p>whatever you like baby you can have whatever you like</p>
<p>Well [url=<a href="http://www.democraticstuff.com/Emo-for-Obama-Photo-Button-p/bt23690.htm]that’s[/url">http://www.democraticstuff.com/Emo-for-Obama-Photo-Button-p/bt23690.htm]that’s[/url</a>] just funny.</p>
<p>Asking for teacher recs is intimidating.</p>
<p>I’m sure it is. </p>
<p>I’m reading my textbook and I’m getting nothing out of it. Huh.</p>
<p>Fact, textbooks blow. I miss Dwight.</p>
<p>The Office is on in twenty minutes on either tnt or tbs. I always get those two confused.</p>
<p>I can’t find my ballin’ sweater.</p>
<p>That’s a shame. I learned a new Spanish colloquialism today. </p>
<p>Que comen los pollitos? </p>
<p>I’ll let JB try to figure it out.</p>
<p>Something chicks. I’m not sure I want to know.</p>
<p>I miss my legos. Although technically, I had megablocks.</p>
<p>What do little chickens eat? The answer is macita, sounds like mamacita, get it? eh? Some Mexican guys at my friend’s work say it all the time.</p>
<p>Are there any ridiculous things in Latin I should be saying?</p>
<p>I was a duplo kid, I couldn’t follow lego directions. My parents thought I was <em>ahem</em> challenged.</p>
<p>Hah. And everything in Latin is ridiculous, especially Latin poetry because none of it makes sense.</p>
<p>The Abba song with my name is ridiculous. But I am talking about Abba, so.</p>
<p>I don’t know, it’s pretty catchy.</p>
<p>I have to tutor some tiny freshmen tomorrow. Service points, bleh.</p>
<p>I know a freshman that looks older than me. But just one.</p>
<p>I need to get some volunteer hours and study for the act and sat. Jeebus.</p>
<p>Studying for standardized tests is a waste of time. Read question, answer question. There ya go, I just saved you some time.</p>
<p>Gang Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.</p>
<p>I take the asvab tomorrow. Go army.</p>
<p>I like Black Star, but I’m weird like that.</p>
<p>You plan on joining the army?</p>
<p>And who doesn’t like Black Star?</p>
<p>People who like Lil Wayne.</p>
<p>Everyone here has to take the asvab. Probably because I live next to an army base. I don’t mind. I get to miss English.</p>
<p>Well you have fun with that.</p>
<p>I was supposed to have a field trip tomorrow, but then that stupid, inconsiderate river decided to flood.</p>
<p>I’m sorry you live next to such an unforgiving river.</p>
<p>Do tell me about your life, Chicagoan. We manage to have pages of conversation without talking about anything.</p>