<p>Yes. Yes. Yes.</p>
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<p>JOLIE. We had this conversation before. Jeebus.</p>
<p>I have a lot of homework to complete in the 30 minutes until The Office.</p>
<p>Ted Leo has a funny voice.</p>
<p>So here we are, another star with out a car - you’re gonna make it
Each bit of rot to its own slot, the cheapest shot was saying I faked it
And if that’s all you make of your time
Then I’m not wasting any more explaining what I’ve made of mine
You better walk around, 'cause no one’s gonna drive you home</p>
<p>So many shows, you’ve been below enough to know you shouldn’t think it
Excalibur or your guitar? Do you think you are the Queen of England?
And your crying won’t make you a dime
It’s just like any other job where there gonna pay for your time
You better walk around, 'cause no one’s gonna drive you home</p>
<p>I’m not impressed with your desire to be the biggest in the bowl
You’ll still just be a little ■■■■ in a world that’s just a big ■■■■ hole.
You better walk around, 'cause no one’s gonna drive you home </p>
<p>Poetic genius, snoop.</p>
<p>I hope the office isn’t as sucky as it was last year. Bring back Karen!</p>
<p>Haha, my speech teacher messed up the grades, so everyone in the class has a D- on the mid-quarter grade reports. It’s quite humorous because that’s the last class on the report, and all the grades above that are an A.</p>
<p>I have no reading stamina. It’s horrible. I love reading, but I don’t have the attention span for it. And I can’t get comfortable while reading. I’ve tried lying down, sitting at my desk, leaning against a table while standing up, and sitting in a recliner. Nothing works. Dorian Gray doesn’t keep my interest very long, either.</p>
<p>Dorian Gray isn’t the most interesting character. Lord Henry is pretty amusing.</p>
<p>Essay writing isn’t my thing.</p>
<p>I looooove essays. That’s really the only type of writing I think I can do well. I’m absolutely terrible at writing about myself, and I’ve never written a narrative that’s worthwhile. When I was younger, I used to be able to write fiction really well for my age. But then I grew up, and I’m a cold, brutal realist now. So essays are great.</p>
<p>OH MY GOD THE OFFICE OH MY GOD</p>
<p>I still have 4/5 of my essay left. I am too distracted.</p>
<p>I’m able to make fun of myself which comes in handy when I have to write about myself. I actually think it’s one of my strong points. I used to be totally stumped when I’d be asked to talk about my strengths but now it doesn’t really bother me.</p>
<p>The Office wasn’t that good. It wasn’t that bad either, but it was just okay.</p>
<p>Whenever I try to make fun of myself, I look like an emo cutter, so I don’t do that.</p>
<p>No, Canadian. That was awesome. You are just too blinded by your Canadianness to notice.</p>
<p>And I am gone until I am finished with my essay.</p>
<p>I can write essays on topics, but I’m painfully uncomfortable writing directly about myself. I think I’ve come up with a pretty good solution for the common app essay though.</p>
<p>The Office, was, sigh. It used to be funny because of how understated everything was. Just the irony in everyday life. Now it’s just, oh, each episode’s some hilarious event going on in the office, hahaha. Ricky Gervais needs to be flown in to revive the US version.</p>
<p>I’m pretty sure I’ll write one of my college essays about the languages I speak. There’s a very detailed story I can tell about each language I learned, and in a way they’re all facets of who I am. Deep, I know. I even know how I’ll start my essay. So that’s one thing down.</p>
<p>But I’ve never caught a glimpse of how the others must see the faker.</p>
<p>I wrote the opening to my essay in physics a couple of days ago. It annoyed my teacher, but I was definitely going to forget it if I didn’t.</p>
<p>Calculating residuals is annoying. Especially when teachers think it would be fun to do it by hand.</p>
<p>What a waste of time. </p>
<p>You know what’s not a waste of time? Steak sandwich making time. Off I go.</p>
<p>I feel so horrible that I’m in college and everyone except me has work to do. I’m done with reading, I’m done with my 60-word German essay, and my problem set and Writing essay aren’t due until Wednesday and Thursday, respectively.</p>
<p>I need to find some Communications students to make me feel less lazy.</p>
<p>Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?</p>
<p>And my Lionel Richie references are glossed over. Sigh.</p>
<p>Tonight is homecoming.</p>
<p>Then why aren’t you there? I went alone to prom last year. It was a blast. I laughed at all the bozos who spent money on tuxedos, since I just wore a suit.</p>
<p>Tonight is the game and tomorrow is the dance. But I never go, so. Lawl.</p>
<p>Never eat more than 6 oreos at a time.</p>