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<p>Chewing gum makes my lips chapped.</p>

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<p>The Canadian has arrived.</p>

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<p>I’m sure it has.</p>

<p>Tell me a Canadian adventure.</p>

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<p>Once upon a time there was a Canadian. This Canadian was always freezing cold, so he tried to rectify the issue by eating lots and lots of hot maple syrup. But that didn’t work. This Canadian constantly wished he was American. So he did like all good Canadians do and moved to the US. Then he became an American. The end.</p>

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<p>As if we’re supposed to believe that’s a true Canadian adventure. </p>

<p>I want a [lamborghini</a> miura](<a href=“http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Lamborghini_Miura_P400SV.jpg]lamborghini”>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Lamborghini_Miura_P400SV.jpg). Now.</p>

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<p>Ehh. I want a [69</a> Camaro.](<a href=“http://www.desoto58.com/usa/utah/camaro69rsss/camaro69rsss01.jpg]69”>http://www.desoto58.com/usa/utah/camaro69rsss/camaro69rsss01.jpg) Big pimpin’.</p>

<p>Hmm.</p>

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<p>Though it may move to the US of A, the Canadian will never succumb to the melting pot.</p>

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<p>Yes it will. </p>

<p>Now I should do my homework.</p>

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<p>Only on CC will one find a group of people seeking to defend the SAT.</p>

<p>Speaking of which, the College Board should give me my scores now instead of in two weeks.</p>

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<p>I should’ve taken Spanish. Or French.</p>

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<p>I would defend the SATs. My score probably got me into college (my senior year C’s didn’t!).</p>

<p>Anyway, I feel lazy. I stopped swimming 10 minutes before my normal 50-minute time, and now I’m drinking soda. Drat.</p>

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<p>The ACT is going to kill me. It will be my second time taking it. I got a 32 the first time, but that’s just not good enough. It will be the science section that kills me. That is the most ridiculous section on any test. Basically, they give you five minutes to look at a graph (which usually makes no sense whatsoever) and then answer five really nitpicky questions about it. The only people that do well on the science section are people who can read graphs really quickly.</p>

<p>Mike, I’ve settled the matter on llevar. Llevar in the sense that “Ella lleva una blusa roja” is not reflexive. My Spanish teacher said so, and my know-it-all dictionary confirmed it. I still win. Need more proof? [url=<a href=“Llevar]Here[/url - significado de llevar]Here[/url diccionario”>Llevar - significado de llevar diccionario]Here[/url</a>] is a Spanish dictionary, as in a dictionary that gives Spanish definitions of Spanish words.</p>

<p>I want a Toyota Yaris.</p>

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<p>I want a BMW. I’m reading Don Juan Tenorio in my Spanish class. And my French class has been reduced to a discussion on the existentialist qualities of The Metamorphosis. Silly IB.</p>

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<p>Oh, I’d forgotten about that. I apologize profusely, JB, and acknowledge your superior understanding of the Spanish language.</p>

<p>Toyota Yaris? Turn in your man card, [right</a> now.](<a href=“http://officialmangear.com/images/uploads/revoked_product.jpg]right”>http://officialmangear.com/images/uploads/revoked_product.jpg)</p>

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<p>Why is your French class not reading The Metamorphosis in German? Wasn’t it originally written in German? Hmmm?</p>

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<p>Really. The Yaris is ridiculous. </p>

<p>The ACT is freaking easy. I get to take it for free in April.</p>

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<p>Because the IB expressly forbids us from reading more than 2-3 books that were originally written in the language of instruction of the class. Which is why we’re also reading books by Yukio Mishima, Hermann Hesse, and William Golding.</p>

<p>I would never get a Yaris. Even the name is bad.</p>

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<p>Limits are ridiculous… ly easy.</p>

<p>See what I did there? Yeah.</p>

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<p>I turned in my man card years ago. That’s why I’m shocked that I have to write the He Said/She Said article. But then again, the “she” is an emo girl, so she’s in about the same position as I am on that issue. I’ve given up on being manly. It’s just not me. I’m not gay or effeminate, but I’m not at all the football and skanky cheerleaders type of guy.</p>

<p>Anyway, the Yaris. That would be a good starter car. It gets super good gas mileage, it’s small, and really cheap. It’s not nearly as gay as the Prius. Later in life, I would indeed like to get a BMW. I like the Z4 Roadster convertible.</p>

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<p>You’re digging yourself into a hole, jb. </p>

<p>Kings of Leon is ridiculous.</p>