<p>One must first have a gender before one can have a gender preference. But yes, the Prius is solely for people above the age of 75.</p>
<p>Pretentious Canadian. Jesus.</p>
<p>My superiority complex really gets in the way of things sometimes.</p>
<p>I swear to god, if I hear the word quirky one more time, I’m going to hit something small and cute.</p>
<p>JB I thought you said you don’t even have football at your school. How could anyone be a “football and skanky cheerleaders” type if there’s no football?</p>
<p>My phone is deteriorating, rapidly. What phone should I buy?</p>
<p>A razr 2 like me, since you so obviously want to be me.</p>
<p>Just buy a cheap phone. Those are usually the best ones anyway.</p>
<p>I get myself into awkward social situations all the time. That’s probably why I spend all of my time on the Internet.</p>
<p>I need to learn how to parallel park. I’ve only done it once, and that was during driver’s ed, with a guy telling me exactly what to do. Since that was two years ago, I don’t remember how to do it. Out here in the sticks, there is plenty of room to park. Even in the downtown areas, the streets are wide enough for angle parking.</p>
<p>Like, obvi. </p>
<p>I should do some math. Or essay writing. Or something. </p>
<p>JB, parking garages at all costs. Even if you park well, there’s a good chance some jackass is going to side swipe your car or back into it or what not.</p>
<p>My grammar Nazi side is going to start a revolution.</p>
<p>Go ahead.</p>
<p>I’m a master craftsman of prose.</p>
<p>JB, parking garages at all costs.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>I’m maintaining my voice through colloquial phrasing. </p>
<p>More importantly, do they have school fight songs in Canada? My school’s fight song has been stuck in my head for like an hour.</p>
<p>Those commies don’t have anything but maple syrup and a pocketful of dreams.</p>
<p>Sleepy.</p>
<p>My school doesn’t, but I’m pretty sure that others do.</p>
<p>Canadian Thanksgiving is this weekend. Long Weekend.</p>
<p>I wish schools in Ohio got Columbus Day off. When I told some people that in other parts of the country, schools close on Columbus Day, they looked at me like I was crazy.</p>
<p>I went 22 hours without eating anything today. It’s actually a good feeling. Of course the rumblies start after about 12 hours, but then I developed this sense that I’m better than food. Today it would have been too much trouble to eat, so I didn’t. That’s probably not very healthy…</p>
<p>Really? Fake Thanksgiving? Huh. Pssh.</p>
<p>We should put some tags on this thread. Can we tag it as the best thread ever? We need some more creative things…</p>
<p>Here’s a good list:</p>
<p>Falafel
Yak
Jehoshaphat
Shredded Wheat
Manatee</p>
<p>Are those good tags?</p>
<p>Yak is the only worthy one.</p>
<p>When you look at me do you see someone with a future?</p>